Doodh Pelai Ki Rasam K Waqt Du

Doodh Pelai Ki Rasam K Waqt Dulhay Ki 1 Sali Ne Kaha:

Me To 1100 Lungi

2nd Sali Boli Me To 1200 Lungi

Dulhe Ne Kaha K 200 Uper LeLena Lekin Akele Men Pilana,

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Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti uth

Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti utha k Nichy Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hy?

Sali Dekh kr:

O’teri khair howy undrwear te Paya e ni?

Sardar:

“April Fool,April Fool”

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Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti uth

Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti utha k Nichy Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hy?

Sali Dekh kr:

O’teri khair howy jeju undrwear te Paya e ni?

Sardar:April fool.April fol.

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Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10 15 Gula

Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya

Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi

Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“

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Kalleyan ishq kamana okha,br

Kalleyan ishq kamana okha,

Kisey nu yaar banana okha,

Pyar pyar ty har koi boly,

Kar k pyar nibhana okha,

Har koi dukhaan tey haas lenda,

Kisy da da”ALLAH HUMA SALI AALA SAEEDINA VA MAOLANA MUHAMMADAN-O-VAALA AALIHI VASALIM”

NABI KAREM (PIECE BE UPON HIM) ny farmaya hai kh jo shakhs yh darood parhy agr khara hai to bethny se phely aur agr betha hai to khera hony se phely us k sary ghuna maaf kar dey jaen gy.@

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1Khushk sali ziada khaternak

1.Khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf sali?

2.Shohr ki zindgi pehlay khatam hoti hai ya BV ki fermaishin?

3.Maa ki dua ko jannat ki hawa kehty ha to saas ki dua ko kya kahain gy?

4. Girl friend aur galat friend me kya farq ha?

5.GEO TV pe jeeny ki khabrain ziada ati ha ya marnay marnay ki?

6.Baraf ziada thandi hoti hai ya baraf ka pani?

7.Ch.Shujjat ki urdu ziada mushkil hai ya MEERA ki english?

Reply must ha..

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Dosti kro college wali se, Ish

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se

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A boy went to buy talking parr

A boy went to buy talking parrot

Boy: main kasa lagta hon?

Parot: begairat lagtay ho.

Boy.parrot badtameez hai

shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me dobaya or pocha.. Phir gali dega?

Parot: n0

Boy: agr mere sath ghr me larki aye to tum kya socho ge?

Parot: biwi hogi

Boy: agr do ayen?

Parot: biwi or sali

Boy: agr 3 ayen

Parot: biwi sali or behan

Boy: agr 4 hon?

Parot: le aao pani bhai…Me ne to pehle hi bola tha begairt hai!

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Ktne Ghuroor Main Hai Wo Mjhay

Ktne Ghuroor Main Hai Wo Mjhay Tanha Chor K

“Faraz”

Unhain Maloom Nahi Mery Pas Or B lash pash larkio K Number Hain

(,”)/

/) ( Ja garak hoja

,/¡_ sali tm

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i i – -

i i ) (

((‘_’ )) <('_' )>

‘~”~ ‘~~~

Sali tu mani nahe

kabi tu maney ge

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Funny Questions 1

Funny Questions

1. Khushk sali ziada khaternak hai ya sirf sali

2. Shohr ki zindgi phly khatam hoti hai ya B.V ki fermaishain

3. Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa kehty hain to saas ki dua ko kia kahain gy

4. Girl friend or galat friend mai kia farq hai

5. GEO TV py jeeny ki khabrain ziada ati hain ya merny marny ki

6. Baraf ziada thandi hoti hai ya baraf ka pani

7. Ch. Shujjat husain ki urdu ziada mushkil hai ya sarhad walon ki pushto.

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Sali sardar sy M

Sali sardar sy.

Mary fraak k nichay dekhain

kitna pyary under wear hay.

Sardar dekh kar.

O tari khair under wear te

paya e nai.

Sali.

HaHaHaHa…………

April Fool

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Dosti karo college wali se,b

Dosti karo college wali se,

pyar karo office wali se

program karo pados wali se

ankh ladao Sali se

love karo dilwali se aur

maar khao ghar walli se.

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Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulh

Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:

me to 1100 lungi

2nd sali boli me to 1200 lungi

pechy sy ek pathan bola: 1650 lelo Baji us me FM b hy..

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Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pya

Uski ankhon me lagta tha k pyar ka nasha hay

“Farzana

Wo to baad me pata chala,

kamini Churs peti thi ROZANA.

(‘.’)

/{ }Charsi Sali

_/”‘_

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Pehley aap Taiz Barish k

Pehley aap

Taiz Barish ki

tarah sms

krte they

phir

rim jhim ki

tarah hue

or

phir kabhi kabhi

boonda baandi

ki tarah

Lekin yeh

KHUSHK SALI

kab se?

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