Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva

K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm

To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

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rukne k samay guzar gaya hai

rukne k samay guzar gaya hai

jana tera ab thahar gaya hai

rukhsat ki ghari khari hai sar par

dil koi do-nim kar gaya hai

matam ki faza hai shahar-e-dil main

mujh main koi shakhs mar gaya hai

bujhne ko hai phir se chashm-e-nargis

phir khwab-e-saba bikhar gaya hai

bas ik nigah ki thi us ne

sara chehara nikhar gaya hai

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Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh

Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly

parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf rahe ga.

Zuabaida Aapa k jhgralu totkay:-)

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HUA jo kuch bhoolana chahye th

HUA jo kuch bhoolana chahye tha, Use ab laut aana chaye tha Ye sara bojh mere sar pe q hai ? Use bhi gham uthana chaye tha , Q chup chap hi taluq tor dia use pehke btana chaye tha , US ki yaad ki khusboo hai dil main , Mujhe jis ko bholana chaye tha , Zara ghalti pe mujh se rooth betha , Use kia bus bahana chaye tha , Mujhe paa kar use kya chain miltha ? Jise sara zamana chaye tha

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Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tu

Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tum

Se Hai

Khuda Ne Jo Dya Hai Maqam Tum

Se Hai

Tumhary He Dam Se Hai Mery

Lahoo Main Khilty Gulab

Mery Wajood Ka Sara Nizam Tum

Se Hai

Jahan Jahan Hai Mery Dushmani

Sabab Main Hoon

Jahan Jahan Hai Mera Ehtram Tum

Se Hai

Kahan Bisat Jahan Aur Main

Kamsin Nadan

Ye Mery Jeet Ka Sab Ehtamam

Tum Se Hai.

‘Pyari MAAAA’

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DOSTI Kaho to do lafz,

DOSTI

-Kaho to do lafz,

-Mano to bandgi,

-Socho to gehra sagar,

-Dubo to zindagi,

-Karo to aasan,

-Nibhao to muskil,

-Bikhre to sara zamana,

-Simte to Sirf Aap.

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Year 1963

Year 1963

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……….. Aug 3rd,

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…….. Evening, 07:48





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… KUCH NAHI HUA THA.

Chalo apna kaam karo!

Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

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Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to

Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to main apna khwab likhta,,,

Tere chehry ko Chand tere honton ko Gulaab likhta,,,

Tere pyar main bhool ker sari kainat ko,,,,

Teri zulfon ki chaon mein apna Anjam likhta,,,

Haq hota taqdeer likhny ka mujay apni,,,

To tere sary gum lay kr,apni sari khushyan main tere naam kerta,,,

Agar BADSHAHAT deta is jahan ki khuda mujay,,,

To main ye sara jahan tere naam likhta,,,

Kash aisa mumkin hota,,,

TO main tujay sirf apny naseeb main likhta,,,

MGR KASH

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Seenay Se Laga Ker Kaha Kerti

Seenay Se Laga Ker Kaha Kerti MAA Mujhko

Tu Laal hai Mera Na Sara Mujhko

Pachtaye Ga Ek Din Jab Mein Chali Jaon Ge

Na Chahte Hue Bhi Akaila Duniya Mein Chor Jaon Ge

Zamana Dikhaye Ga Germi Ki Shiddat Tujhko

Yaad Ker K Roye Ga Tu Phir Mujhko

Mudaton Se Meri Maa Ne Seenay Se Nahi Lagaya

Ab Soo Giye Khaak Mein Jab Kuch Kehne Ka Waqt Aya

Apne Parents Se Love Kerain Unki Khidmat Kerain Koi Dost Kaam Nahi Aata Sirf MAA ki DUA kaam aaye gee In Jhoote Rishton Se Time Nikal Ker Apni MAA BAAP AUR Family Ko Bhi Time Dain Aur Life Ko Enjoy Kerain…

Pray For My Parents

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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kisi ka aaib talash karne wala

kisi ka aaib talash karne walay ki misaal us makhi ki c hay jo sara khobsurat jism chhor kar sirf zakham per hi bethti hay”’

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Bin Tery Sara Shehar Veeran Re

Bin Tery Sara Shehar Veeran Rehta Hai

Bicchar Kar Tujh Se Har Rasta Sunsan Rehta Hay

Wo Tujhay Tujh Sey Zyada Pyar Karta Hay

Jo Trerey Samnay Aksar Bana Anjaan Rehta Hay

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PREM KAHANI Wo

“PREM KAHANI”

Wo b din thy,

Dil kehta tha

U R ONLY

“MINE”

Sara sara din kerte thy ek doojay ko

“JOIN”

Phir hoye

nikah-namay pe jhat-pat dono k

“SIGN”

Kuch arsa laga humein k EVERY THING IS

“FINE”

Phir apni is prem kahani mein agaya

“DECLINE”

Ab wo mujhe JIN kehti hai Aur mein us ko

“DYNE”.. ;^)

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WARIS SHAH Mere dil

..WARIS SHAH..

Mere dil di pehli kahani parh.

Kise hor nu yar banavi na.

Menu soch samj k dil devin.

mere nal mazaq banavin na.

Is pyar vich rule hunde ne.

Dil qaim rakhin ghabravin na.

Je tu mangen te mai jind desan.

Par kise hor nu yar banavin na.

Vairi jag sara is pyar da ay.

Be qadre nu dard sunavin na.

Ay dunia bari he zalim ay.

Ainu kadi vi dukh sunavin na.

Har ek ni hunda pyar de kabil.

Ay gal meri tu bhulavin na.

J mil javey tenu dost sucha us dost nu gavaen na.

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Haseen pal ki zarurat hai hume

Haseen pal ki zarurat hai humen,

Beete huwe kal ki zarurat hai humen,

Sara zamana rooth gaya humse,

Jo kbhi na rothe aise Dost ki zarurat hai humen..

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***MAAN jaisi hastee dunya m

*~*~*MAAN jaisi hastee dunya main hay hi kahan*~*~*

*~*~*nahee milai ga badal chahay dhond lai sara jahan*~*~*

*~*~*shafqat bhara taira chehra*~*~*

*~*~*sabki mohabbat ka jazba*~*~*

*~*~*qaim rahay saya taira*~*~*

*~*~*qadmon main hay jannat ka nishan*~*~*

*~*~*har dukh ko tou nay saha*~*~*

*~*~*mairay leye tou nay*~*~*

*~*~*maan jaisi hasti dunya main hay hi kahan*~*~*

*~*~*naheen milaiga badal chahay dhond lai sara jahan*~*~*

*~*~*jab bhi wo din yaad atay hayn*~*~*

*~*~*ankhain mairi bhar jatee hayn*~*~*

*~*~*maire dukh ki khatir tunay*~*~*

*~*~*kitni raatain jagee hayn*~*~*

*~*~*har dukh ko tunay saha*~*~*

*~*~*maire lye tou nai*~*~*

*~*~*maa jaisi hasti dunya mai hai hi kaha*~*~*

*~*~*nahee milaiga badal chahay dhoond lai sara jahan*~*~*

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Pholaan naal gulabaan da ki tu

Pholaan naal gulabaan da ki tuk bnda?

Chapal naal jurabaan da

ki tuk bnda?

A hi soch ke main sara paper khali chadd aia,

k sawalaan nal jawabaan da ki tuk bnda?

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Boy Was Sitting In A Park

Boy Was Sitting In A Park

Behind A Tree With His Girl-Friend

Old Man Came: Kia Ye Humari

Tehzeeb Hy ? ?



Boy: Nahi Uncle Ye Meri Class

Fellow Sara Hy . . . =P =D

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Mujhko Phir Vahi Suhana Nazara

Mujhko Phir Vahi Suhana Nazara Mil Gaya

Nazron Ko Jo Deedar Tumhara Mil Gaya

Aur Kisi Cheez Ki Tammana Kenu Karun

Jab Mujhe Teri Aankhon Main Jahan Sara Mil Gaya

Mere Labon Per Simat Aaye Muskurahat Ke Saaye

Doobti Hui Zindagi Ko Jaise Tera Sahara Mil Gaya

Nahi Hai Chah Ab Kisi Or Dua K Kabool Hone ki “Sehar”

Rab Se Jo Manga Hamesha Aaj Mujhe Wo Kinara Mil Gaya

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youn hosla dil ne hara kab tha

youn hosla dil ne hara kab tha,bin zeher piye guzara kab tha,kuch pal use or dekh lete,ashkon ko magar gawara kab tha,hum khud hi judai ka sabab the,uska hi kusoor sara kab tha,ab wo door gaya humse to kya hua,pehle b wo hamara kab tha

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ARZUON KA NAGAR CHOR AAYE

ARZUON KA NAGAR CHOR AAYE

NAAZ THA JISPE WO GHAR CHOR AAYE,

EK TERI YAAD BACHAKAR RAKH LI

SARA SAMAN-E-SAFAR CHOR AAYE,

THAK GAYE JAB KOI KHIDLI NA KHULI

HUM WAHI DIDA-E-TAR CHOR AAYE,

AAJ USKO AANA HI PARDEGA KYOUNKI

HUM USKE LIYE AISI KHABAR CHOR AAYE

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Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara d

Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara day do,

Meri doobti kashti ki kinara dy do,

Main dard k sahil pay tanha khara hun,

Phir aa k apni baahon ka sahara day do,

Tera daaman to bhara hay sitaron say,

Mujhy sadqay may ik sitara day do,

Mery aangan my aj andhera ha bohat,

Meri dehleez ko phir apna nazara dy do,

Chund lamhy tujhy dekhnay ki hasrat hay bas,

My nay kab kaha waqt apna mujhy sara day do

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Dil dharka magar Awaz Nahi ai,

Dil dharka magar Awaz Nahi ai,

Badal garja magar barsat nahi ai,

bina hichki k guzra ya din sara,

kia aik pal k liye bi ap ko hamari yad nahi ai……

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Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya

Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya

Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta

Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya

Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe

Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya

Us Se Baat Bhi Karte Tu Kis Tarhan Karte

Yeh Masal Dua Ka Tha Dua Pe Chor Diya

Iss Liye Tu Woh Kehte Hain Bewafa Hum Ko

Ke Hum Ne Sara Zamana Wafa Pe Chor Diya

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Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tu

Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tum

Se Hai

Khuda Ne Jo Dya Hai Maqam Tum

Se Hai

Tumhary He Dam Se Hai Mery

Lahoo Main Khilty Gulab

Mery Wajood Ka Sara Nizam Tum

Se Hai

Jahan Jahan Hai Mery Dushmani

Sabab Main Hoon

Jahan Jahan Hai Mera Ehtram Tum

Se Hai

Kahan Bisat Jahan Aur Main

Kamsin Nadan

Ye Mery Jeet Ka Sab Ehtamam

Tum Se Hai.

‘Pyari MAAAA’

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Ya Allah tera shukr hai k tu n

Ya Allah tera shukr hai k tu ne mujhe kali raat k andhery se nikal kr aik or orshan subah ata farmai Mola tu bra Raheem or Kareem hai mujhe aj sara din Gunahon se Mehfoz frma or tmaam muslim ko.

Good Morning

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Main Lauton ga December main

Main Lauton ga December main

December Jab bhi ata hai

wo pagli…

phir se beety mosumo’n ki

talkhion ko

yad karti ha

purana card perhti hai

k jis main os ne

likha tha

Main Lauton ga December main

Nai Kapry bnati hai

wo sara ghar sjati hai

December k her ik din ko

wo gin gin ker bit’tati hai

junhi 15 guzarti hai

wo kuch kuch toot jati hai

magar phir bi

purani albumo’n ko khol ker

mazi bulati hai !!!

nahi maloom ye osko

k beety waqt ki khushian

Bohat takleef deti hain

mehaz dil ko jalati hain…

yunhi din beet jaty hain

December laut jata hai

magar wo Khush feham larki…

dobara se calendar main

December k maheeny k safhy ko

mord ker, phir se

Phir se

December ke sahar main

Doob jati hai

k akhir os ne likha tha….

Main Lauton ga December main

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Chand her din apna chehara bad

Chand her din apna chehara badalta rahta hai

Woqt ke sath sath sab kuchh badalta rahta hai

Kabhi bachpan kabhi jawani to kabhi budapa

Na chahate hue bhi mukada badalta rahta hai

Aaj khila khubsurat phool kal murjha jata hai

Her roz nind mein khwab badalta rahata hai

Kitana bhi kuchch kar lo jana hai is jahan se

Khushi aur ghum bhi apne aap badlta rahta hai

Ye jameen ye asaman aur ye chand sitare bhi

Verma is jahan ka sara naksha badalta rahta hai

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piyara ramadan Mu

piyara ramadan

Mubarak ho aapko pyaara RAMZAN

Aasman pe naya chand hai aaya

sara aalam khushi se jagmagaya

ho rahi hai saher-o-aftar ki tayyari

saj rahi hai duaon ki sawari

poore hon aapke her dilke armaan

mubarak ho aapko pyaara RAMZAN.

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SOME FACTS: THINK

SOME FACTS:

THINK ABOUT IT!!

Ek insan ki zindagi(life) kya hy suba uthta hy naha dho kr nashta kr k phr apna rizk ki talash krne nikal jata hy aur phr sara din khuwar ho kr thak jata hy even ye sochta hy k wo sahi salamat ghr pohanche ga ya ni phr jb thak har kr sham me apne ghr pohanchta hy to sochta hy ab kuch aram kr lega mode acha krne k liye T.v on krta hy to wo

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.

Wiper k mou wali pochti hy

.

K

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kis ne kaha tha pepsi par 5 rupe km krdo;-)

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ab Khushi hai na koi Gam rulaa

ab Khushi hai na koi Gam rulaane vaala

hamane apana liya har rang zamane vala

us ko ruKhsat to kiya thaa mujhe maluum na tha

sara ghar le gayaa, ghar chhoD ke jane vala

ik musafir ke safar jaisi hai sab kii duniya

koi jaldi men koi der se jane vala

ek be-chehara sii ummid hai cheharaa-cheharaa

jis taraf dekhiye aane ko hai aane vala

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Teri Chahat Mai Hum Zamana Bho

Teri Chahat Mai Hum Zamana Bhool Gaye,

Tere Baad Kisi ko Apnana Bhool Gaye,

Phir Laga Sara Jahan Veerana Humko,

Jaise Chaman MaiPhool Meheknaa Bhool Gaye,

Tum Se Mohabat hi Bataya Saare Jahan ko,

Yahi Baat Tumko Batana Bhool Gaye,

Hum ne Mita Diya jahan Bhi Likha Tha Naam Tera,

Magar Apne Dil se Mitana Bhool Gaye,

Woh Juda Hue hum Se Muskrate Huye,

Magar apni Palkon se Aansoo Hatana Bhool Gaye.

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Major Rohail: Sara din t

Major Rohail:

Sara din tume SMS send krne k elava koi ur

Kaam b aata hai kya?

.

Kid:

G han

MMS

GPRS

CALL

GAMES

MOVIE

PHOTO

Ur

Mp3 songs play krne b

Aata hai

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sta da yare mey koshishona okr

sta da yare mey koshishona okral

laka cricket mey so machona okral

zulfe che sta rata rayade shuwale

ma da raqeeb sara tasona okral

ta pa yarkaro rala zra oweshto

kho mada saber so stapona okral

sta da kose na tar zamung da kose

ma tol singalo ke razona okral

dedan da sta che sho khata zamana

Reqeeb per deer zeyat Apelona okral

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Udaas men tha sara sheh

Udaas men tha

sara shehr ronay laga,

Aaj mera sanam kisi our ka hone laga,

Jin k raaste se kante uthaye hmne,

Wo ab hmare samne naqab kr k guzrne lga,

Chhor diya uski gali se jana,

Aaj phr na jane q wo yad aane lga

ae gaalib kya yaad krna us bewfa ko,

Wo hmare zakhmi dil ko dekh kr muskrane laga..

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Hayat Mehv e Tamasha Rahi Zawa

Hayat Mehv-e-Tamasha Rahi Zawal K Waqt

Sath Tha Sara Zamana Mere Kamal K Waqt

Juda Juda The rastay Hamari Sochon K

Ajnabiyyat Ka Hi aalam raha Wisal K waqt

Us Ne Dekhi Hai Hansi Mere Labon Ki Lekin

Us Ne Dekha Nahi Mujh Ko Kbhi Malal K Waqt

Shaam Dhaltay Hi Dasti Hai Mujh Ko Tanhayi

Zehar Lagti Hai Mujhy Sari Fiza Zawal K waqt

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Kabhi in hawaoon pay mera guza

Kabhi in hawaoon pay mera guzar tha

Mohabbat ki wadi main chota sa ghar tha

Khushboo thi raaton main rani ki taza

Jugnoo they chanda tha kaisa sehar tha

Geet gaatay they punchi khushiyoun kay aksar

Masti main dooba yeh sara shaher tha

Wo kaliyon kay jhurmat main chehra gulaabi

Zulfain theen aisi kay chaya abar tha

Na rasmain na duniyaan zamanay ki baatain

Wo pal zindagee ka bara bay fikar tha

Mager kya karain kay muqadar say shaiki

Mila wo nahi jo noor-e-nazar tha

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Jan lo ab k meri haar boht mus

Jan lo ab k meri haar boht mushkil hy

Pehly hojati thii Es bar boht mushkil hy

Aaj ye bheed khula hy tary dewany par

Saamny aa k bhii dedaar boht mushkil hy

Aaj wo jaam pelaye gy mujy hathoN se

Aaj lagta hy k inkaar boht mushkil hy

Chan kar sara zamana hi Raza kehta hy

Mujh ko mil jaye wo miyaar both mushkil hy

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Jan lo ab k meri haar boht mus

Jan lo ab k meri haar boht mushkil hy

Pehly hojati thii Es bar boht mushkil hy

Aaj ye bheed khula hy tary dewany par

Saamny aa k bhii dedaar boht mushkil hy

Aaj wo jaam pelaye gy mujy hathoN se

Aaj lagta hy k inkaar boht mushkil hy

Chan kar sara zamana hi Raza kehta hy

Mujh ko mil jaye wo miyaar both mushkil hy

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WO TERI ANKHON K KHWAB SAREY

WO TERI ANKHON K KHWAB SAREY

WO BATEIN SARI WO KHUSHIYAN SARI

SAWAL SAREY JAWAB SAREY

NASHA THA JO WO UTHER GAYA HAI

KUCH TOU HY , TU BADL GAYA HAI!!!!!!!!!!

JO TERY MILNEY KI ARZOO THI

JO TUJH KO PANEY KI JUSTAJU THI

HOWI JO CHAHAT ABHI SHUROO THI

WO SARA ISHQ DHAL GAYA HAI

KUCH TOU HAI TU BADAL GAYA HAI!!!!!!!!!!

JO TERI ANKHON MAIN ROSHNI THI

JO TERI BATOON KI RAGANI THI

JO TERI SANSOON KI TAZGI THI

JO TERY LEHJEY MAIN MAI CHAASHNI THI

WO SARA MEETHA PIGHAL GAYA HAI

kUCH TOU HAI TU BAADEL GAYA HY!!!!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Koi Raat Mere Aashiane me Mjhe

Koi Raat Mere Aashiane me Mjhe Youn B To Naseeb Ho

Na Khyal Ho Libas Ka Wo Itna Mere Qareb Ho

Badan Ki Garm Anch Se Meri Arzu Ko Aag De

Mera Josh B Behak Uthay Mera Hal B Ajeb Ho.

Teri Chashni Wajod Ka Main Sara Ras Nichor Lon.

Phr Tu Hi Mera Marz Ho Phr Tu Hi Mera Tabeeb Ho.

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Once there was a jutt He was

Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am marring, Then his piyoo, take a sota and kill the sap, when o gaiy qareeb, they saw that was not a sap that was a kala rassa.Moral:all the jutt are aqlon chatt….

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baad berson en galion se ayi m

baad berson en galion se ayi mere bachpan ki Mahek

laga lo galay khushbo se mahekta aaj bhi wo chaman hai

main ne khoya tha jo kabhi Mudaton ne mujhe milaya

Aanso mery kehty hai yehi mera woh sacha jiwan hai

banati thi jaha mitti k gharonde wo mitti bhi hai yehi

titilioin ke pichay hi guzer jata tha sara din hai

O khala tum batao kaha gayi meri Saheli zarina

O mamo tum batao kaha gayi meri Saheli Anisa

unko bolaona dekho phir se aya jiya ka bachpan hai

Meri galion ki thi rani aajaa saheli khailge bina fiker o gham

ab jawani ki qalaq se aami ne kerdiya derwaza bandh hai

Koi Laota de mera bachpan jiya kitna masoom tha woh

Meri Goriyaan meri Saheli dhonta bhut aaj mera man hai

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Main Khush Naseebi Hoon

Main Khush-Naseebi

Hoon Teri, Mujhy Raas

Hy Tu

Tera Libaas Hoon Main

Aur Mera Libaas hy Tu

Zindagi Meri Tere Gird

Ghoomti Hy Faqat

Aam Hy Sara Jahan

Mere Liye Ek Khaas Hy Tu

Ajeeb Shai Hy

Mohabbat Main Kahin

Chala Jao’n

Tere Qareeb Hoon Main

Meri Pyaas Hy Tu … !!!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Chaa pio ty khajo anday

Chaa pio ty

khajo anday

Happy Sunday

Happy Sunday

Sara hafta nahaey nai

Kpry v nve paay nai

Naha dho k ban jajo bandy

Happy Sunday

Happy Sunday

Rang brngy kpry pao

Purany yarn nu mil k aao

Dukh wndo chngy mandy

Happy Sunday

Happy Sunday

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Aik admi ka oonth camel raat

Aik admi ka oonth (camel) raat ko bohat rota tha,

Wo admi Hazrat Mohammad (S.A.W.W) k pas aya or sara haal bataya,

Ap (S.A.W.W) ne oonth se rone ki waja pochi tu os ne kaha:

“Ye rat ko Isha ki namaz parhe baghair sota hai tu mai es k bistar k Nche jlne wali aag dekh k rota hun”

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Kisi ka aaib talash krne wale

Kisi ka aaib talash krne wale ki misal us makhi ki c he jo sara khobsurat jism chhor kr sirf zakham pr hi baithti he

HAZRAT ALI (A.S)

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He Aj Barwi Ke Rat He

He Aj Barwi Ke Rat. .

He Aj Khushyo Ke Rat. .

Aufaq Pe Chamka Ik Rosan Tara. .

Mit Gya Jahan Se Zulam Sara. .

He

Khulk Ka Khaliq Khuda Ke Zat. .

He Khalq Ka Sabab Bus Apke Zat. .

He Dunya Ka Kabba Baitullah. .

He Kabba Ka Kabba Ap

Ke Zat. .

AAQA Ke Sanah Kaese Krega Tu .

Jis Zat Ke Lie Na Ho Tere Pas Kuch Alfaz. .

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LA TAROSA PA TALASH KE DA KHAP

LA TAROSA PA TALASH KE DA KHAPAL ZAN YAM

NA POHEGAM AINE GHONTE HAIRAN YAM

KA TA NAE DA STA KHAYAL BA RA SARA WE

PA HIJRAN K NA KHABARA DA HIJRAN YAM

TA ZAMA PA KHATAGANOO NAZAR MAKRA

LA INSANA KHATA KEGE ZA INSAN YAM

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Dil ke kareeb Aa ke wo dur ho

Dil ke kareeb Aa ke wo dur ho gya

Sara haseen khawab choor choor ho gya

Hum ne wafa nibay to badnami meli

Aur jo log bewafa the wo mashoor ho gye

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Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara d

Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara day do,

Meri doobti kashti ki kinara dy do,

Main dard k sahil pay tanha khara hun,

Phir aa k apni baahon ka sahara day do,

Tera daaman to bhara hay sitaron say,

Mujhy sadqay may ik sitara day do,

Mery aangan my aj andhera ha bohat,

Meri dehleez ko phir apna nazara dy do,

Chund lamhy tujhy dekhnay ki hasrat hay bas,

My nay kab kaha waqt apna mujhy sara day do….!

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1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara sa

1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara saman kharida

1-Oil ki Botel

1-Condom

1-Rooi ka Packet

Kisi ne pochha

Ab kis ka intezar kr rhy Ho

Pathan=Bs zra bacha sms par le.

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Dil dharka magar Awaz Nahi ai,

Dil dharka magar Awaz Nahi ai,

Badal garja magar barsat nahi ai,

bina hichki k guzra ya din sara,

kia aik pal k liye bi ap ko hamari yad nahi AIYE.,,.,…

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He Aj Barwi Ke Rat He

He Aj Barwi Ke Rat. .

He Aj Khushyo Ke Rat. .

Aufaq Pe Chamka Ik Rosan Tara. .

Mit Gya Jahan Se Zulam Sara. .

He

Khulk Ka Khaliq Khuda Ke Zat. .

He Khalq Ka Sabab Bus Apke Zat. .

He Dunya Ka Kabba Baitullah. .

He Kabba Ka Kabba Ap

Ke Zat. .

AAQA Ke Sanah Kaese Krega Tu .

Jis Zat Ke Lie Na Ho Tere Pas Kuch Alfaz. .

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Kaha Main Nay Kahan Ho Tum????

Kaha Main Nay Kahan Ho Tum????

Jawab Aya Jahan Ho Tum…:)

Mere Jeevan Say Zaahir Ho

Mere Gham Mein Nihaan Ho Tum….

Meri Tou Saari Duniya Ho

Mera Sara Jahan Ho Tum…….

Meri Sochon Ka Mehwar Ho

Mera Zor-e-Bayaan Ho Tum……

Main Hoon Lafz Muhabbat Hoon

Magar Meri Zuban Ho Tum…

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Tera Libaas Hoon Main Ma

Tera Libaas Hoon Main

Main Khush-Naseebi

Hoon Teri, Mujhy Raas

Hy Tu

Tera Libaas Hoon Main

Aur Mera Libaas hy Tu. . . .

Zindagi Meri Tere Gird

Ghoomti Hy Faqat

Aam Hy Sara Jahan

Mere Liye Ek Khaas Hy Tu

Ajeeb Shai Hy

Mohabbat Main Kahin

Chala Jao’n

Tere Qareeb Hoon Main

Meri Pyaas Hy Tu … !!!

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Jaany lagy tre shahar sa to tu

Jaany lagy tre shahar sa to tuja alvida b na keh sake.

Tri sadgi thi k tuje bewafa b na keh sake

Hum ko tere ishq mein itne gary sagar

Khud ko sahil pen a kar sake

Teri diwangi the sheyad

Hum a le wafa shedad wafa na kar sake

Dondaty rahe hm moqa kp jaein jam sara

Afsos raha ga sada ab ye hm tujy alvida na keh sake

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Ta yaqeen okra Janana,

Ta yaqeen okra Janana,

Zama zra k sta da para,

Abaseen da muhabat dy,

pa chapo dy, pa khaato dy,

Da hijraan pa shogeera k,

Beqarara nima shapa k,

Ta zama sang k prata ye,

Ta zma sara ghagege,

Pa zargi me rawarege,

Za ka vkh ao ka oda ym,

Za farigha ym ka na ym,

Tal da taa zikar kawoma,

Har sa’at de yaadawoma,

Ma ka dumra dera meena,

Da Allah sara kawaly,

Laka taa 6 yaadawoma,

Ka Allah me yaadawaly,

Ta yaqeen okra Janana,

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DA AKHPAL ZARGI DA PARHARO QIS

DA AKHPAL ZARGI DA PARHARO QISE CHA TA OKRAM..?

ZA DA NEMGARI ARMANONO QISE CHA TA OKRAM..?

HAGHA 6 MAA SARA BA YAW ZAI SUNG PA SUNG GARZEDO..?

HAGHA SPARLI HAGHA GULONO QISE CHATA OKRAM..?

STA DA NAZAR GHASHI ZAMA PA ZARGI OWAREDAL..?

ZA DA PARHAR PARHAR ZAKHMONO QISE CHA TA OKRAM..?

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`*.¸.*´ ShAnOo

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

PaRaCha”’

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Taazaa muhabbatoN ka nasha jis

Taazaa muhabbatoN ka nasha jism-O-jaaN meN hai

Phir mausam-E-bahaar mere gulsitaaN meN hai

Ik khaab hai ke baar-E-digar dekhte haiN hum

Ik aashna si roshni saare makaaN meN hai

Tabish meN apni mehr-O-mah-O-najam se siwa

Jugnoo se yeh zameen ko kaf-e-aasmaaN meN hai

Ik shaakh-E-yaasmeen thi kal tak khizaaN asar

Aur aaj sara baaGh ussi ki amaaN meN hai

Khushbu ko tark karke na laaye chaman meN rang

Itni to soojh boojh mere baaghbaaN meN hai

Lashkar ki aankh maal-E-ghaneemat pe hai lagi

Salaar-E-fauj aur kisi imtehaaN meN hai

Har jaan nisaar yaad dihaani meN munhamik

Naiki ka har hisaab dil-E-dostaaN meN hai

Hairat se dekhta hai samandar meri taraf

Kashti meN koi baat hai ya baadbaaN meN hai

Uska bhi dheyaan jashn ki shab ae sipah dost

Baqi abhi jo teer, uduu ki kamaaN meN hai

Baithe raheNge shaam talak tere sheesha gar

Yeh jaante huye ke khasaaraa dukaaN meN hai

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