Hamain hoti hy talaash e Mohab

Hamain hoti hy talaash-e-Mohabbat aksar

isliye pyar ki rahon pe safar krty hain

jin ki yaadon me guzrta hy sara din

unhi k khawabon me raat basar krty hain..

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English Officer Was Announcing

English Officer Was Announcing And Pathan Was Translating O People” A Zantalaaqo” its announced hardly”Yo kuss tezan elan waawre” if any one interfare in Government”Ka cha Sarkar sara kuna guta oka” he will be finished elephantly”No pa kona ke warla Hatiyan wachom”that,s all”Tenga kay”

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Mera Afsurda Chehra, Is

Mera Afsurda Chehra,

Is Liye B Zard Rehta Hai

Mujhe Apne Ilawa B,

Kisi Ka Dard Rehta Hai

Tumhare Dam Qadam Se Thi,

Ye Sab Mosam ki Rangini

Tumhare Baad Sara Saal,

Mosum Sard Rehta Hai

Tumhare Baad Baqi Aur To,

Sub Theek hai Lekin

Jahan Dil Tha Kabhi Pehle,

Wahan Ab Dard Rehta..??M~E??

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New Qomi Taranab

New Qomi

Tarana

Zardari ki zameen shad baad,

Bijli aaye 8 ghanty baad,

Tu nishan e corruption aalishan,

Arz-e-Zardaristan,

Shad baad sindh rahy aabad,

zardari ki zameen ka nizaam,

Atty, Gas, bijli ka Buhran, kom mualk sab Gharak,

Nawaz Group pa-in-da baad, Benazir duniya se farar,

Parchmy sitar-o-hilal,

khoon mei ranga sara saal,

bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal

jan-e-istaqlal, saya-e-America sir pe sawar.

Purana Bhol Jaye taran g.

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Zardari: Yar main is Mot

Zardari:

Yar main is Mother’s Day pe apni maan ko yad nai kr saka.

Secretary:

koi baat ni Sir.

Jb light jati ha to sara PAKISTAN apki maa ko he yad krta ha

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1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara sa

1 pathan ne sex k Liye sara saman kharida

1-Oil ki Botel

1-Condom

1-Rooi ka Packet

Kisi ne pochha

Ab kis ka intezar kr rhy Ho

Pathan=Bs zra bacha sms par le.

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Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva

K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm

To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

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rukne k samay guzar gaya hai

rukne k samay guzar gaya hai

jana tera ab thahar gaya hai

rukhsat ki ghari khari hai sar par

dil koi do-nim kar gaya hai

matam ki faza hai shahar-e-dil main

mujh main koi shakhs mar gaya hai

bujhne ko hai phir se chashm-e-nargis

phir khwab-e-saba bikhar gaya hai

bas ik nigah ki thi us ne

sara chehara nikhar gaya hai

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Ek huk si dil main uthti hai,

Ek huk si dil main uthti hai,

Ek dard sa dil main hota hai,

Hum rat ko uthke rote hai,

Jab sara alam sota hai.

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Sardarni: wo je raat fir

Sardarni: wo je raat fir

Bili sara dudh pi gai.

Sardar: kitni baar bola hai

Qameez pehan k soya kar.

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Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh

Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly

parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf rahe ga.

Zuabaida Aapa k jhgralu totkay:-)

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HUA jo kuch bhoolana chahye th

HUA jo kuch bhoolana chahye tha, Use ab laut aana chaye tha Ye sara bojh mere sar pe q hai ? Use bhi gham uthana chaye tha , Q chup chap hi taluq tor dia use pehke btana chaye tha , US ki yaad ki khusboo hai dil main , Mujhe jis ko bholana chaye tha , Zara ghalti pe mujh se rooth betha , Use kia bus bahana chaye tha , Mujhe paa kar use kya chain miltha ? Jise sara zamana chaye tha

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Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tu

Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tum

Se Hai

Khuda Ne Jo Dya Hai Maqam Tum

Se Hai

Tumhary He Dam Se Hai Mery

Lahoo Main Khilty Gulab

Mery Wajood Ka Sara Nizam Tum

Se Hai

Jahan Jahan Hai Mery Dushmani

Sabab Main Hoon

Jahan Jahan Hai Mera Ehtram Tum

Se Hai

Kahan Bisat Jahan Aur Main

Kamsin Nadan

Ye Mery Jeet Ka Sab Ehtamam

Tum Se Hai.

‘Pyari MAAAA’

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DOSTI Kaho to do lafz,

DOSTI

-Kaho to do lafz,

-Mano to bandgi,

-Socho to gehra sagar,

-Dubo to zindagi,

-Karo to aasan,

-Nibhao to muskil,

-Bikhre to sara zamana,

-Simte to Sirf Aap.

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Year 1963

Year 1963

……

………

……….

……….. Aug 3rd,

…..

…….

……….

…….. Evening, 07:48





—-

—-

… KUCH NAHI HUA THA.

Chalo apna kaam karo!

Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

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Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to

Mujay likhny ka shouq hota to main apna khwab likhta,,,

Tere chehry ko Chand tere honton ko Gulaab likhta,,,

Tere pyar main bhool ker sari kainat ko,,,,

Teri zulfon ki chaon mein apna Anjam likhta,,,

Haq hota taqdeer likhny ka mujay apni,,,

To tere sary gum lay kr,apni sari khushyan main tere naam kerta,,,

Agar BADSHAHAT deta is jahan ki khuda mujay,,,

To main ye sara jahan tere naam likhta,,,

Kash aisa mumkin hota,,,

TO main tujay sirf apny naseeb main likhta,,,

MGR KASH

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Seenay Se Laga Ker Kaha Kerti

Seenay Se Laga Ker Kaha Kerti MAA Mujhko

Tu Laal hai Mera Na Sara Mujhko

Pachtaye Ga Ek Din Jab Mein Chali Jaon Ge

Na Chahte Hue Bhi Akaila Duniya Mein Chor Jaon Ge

Zamana Dikhaye Ga Germi Ki Shiddat Tujhko

Yaad Ker K Roye Ga Tu Phir Mujhko

Mudaton Se Meri Maa Ne Seenay Se Nahi Lagaya

Ab Soo Giye Khaak Mein Jab Kuch Kehne Ka Waqt Aya

Apne Parents Se Love Kerain Unki Khidmat Kerain Koi Dost Kaam Nahi Aata Sirf MAA ki DUA kaam aaye gee In Jhoote Rishton Se Time Nikal Ker Apni MAA BAAP AUR Family Ko Bhi Time Dain Aur Life Ko Enjoy Kerain…

Pray For My Parents

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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kisi ka aaib talash karne wala

kisi ka aaib talash karne walay ki misaal us makhi ki c hay jo sara khobsurat jism chhor kar sirf zakham per hi bethti hay”’

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Bin Tery Sara Shehar Veeran Re

Bin Tery Sara Shehar Veeran Rehta Hai

Bicchar Kar Tujh Se Har Rasta Sunsan Rehta Hay

Wo Tujhay Tujh Sey Zyada Pyar Karta Hay

Jo Trerey Samnay Aksar Bana Anjaan Rehta Hay

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PREM KAHANI Wo

“PREM KAHANI”

Wo b din thy,

Dil kehta tha

U R ONLY

“MINE”

Sara sara din kerte thy ek doojay ko

“JOIN”

Phir hoye

nikah-namay pe jhat-pat dono k

“SIGN”

Kuch arsa laga humein k EVERY THING IS

“FINE”

Phir apni is prem kahani mein agaya

“DECLINE”

Ab wo mujhe JIN kehti hai Aur mein us ko

“DYNE”.. ;^)

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WARIS SHAH Mere dil

..WARIS SHAH..

Mere dil di pehli kahani parh.

Kise hor nu yar banavi na.

Menu soch samj k dil devin.

mere nal mazaq banavin na.

Is pyar vich rule hunde ne.

Dil qaim rakhin ghabravin na.

Je tu mangen te mai jind desan.

Par kise hor nu yar banavin na.

Vairi jag sara is pyar da ay.

Be qadre nu dard sunavin na.

Ay dunia bari he zalim ay.

Ainu kadi vi dukh sunavin na.

Har ek ni hunda pyar de kabil.

Ay gal meri tu bhulavin na.

J mil javey tenu dost sucha us dost nu gavaen na.

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Haseen pal ki zarurat hai hume

Haseen pal ki zarurat hai humen,

Beete huwe kal ki zarurat hai humen,

Sara zamana rooth gaya humse,

Jo kbhi na rothe aise Dost ki zarurat hai humen..

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***MAAN jaisi hastee dunya m

*~*~*MAAN jaisi hastee dunya main hay hi kahan*~*~*

*~*~*nahee milai ga badal chahay dhond lai sara jahan*~*~*

*~*~*shafqat bhara taira chehra*~*~*

*~*~*sabki mohabbat ka jazba*~*~*

*~*~*qaim rahay saya taira*~*~*

*~*~*qadmon main hay jannat ka nishan*~*~*

*~*~*har dukh ko tou nay saha*~*~*

*~*~*mairay leye tou nay*~*~*

*~*~*maan jaisi hasti dunya main hay hi kahan*~*~*

*~*~*naheen milaiga badal chahay dhond lai sara jahan*~*~*

*~*~*jab bhi wo din yaad atay hayn*~*~*

*~*~*ankhain mairi bhar jatee hayn*~*~*

*~*~*maire dukh ki khatir tunay*~*~*

*~*~*kitni raatain jagee hayn*~*~*

*~*~*har dukh ko tunay saha*~*~*

*~*~*maire lye tou nai*~*~*

*~*~*maa jaisi hasti dunya mai hai hi kaha*~*~*

*~*~*nahee milaiga badal chahay dhoond lai sara jahan*~*~*

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Pholaan naal gulabaan da ki tu

Pholaan naal gulabaan da ki tuk bnda?

Chapal naal jurabaan da

ki tuk bnda?

A hi soch ke main sara paper khali chadd aia,

k sawalaan nal jawabaan da ki tuk bnda?

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Us ne mujhe chhor dia to kia h

Us ne mujhe chhor dia to kia hua FÄRÄZ,,,,

Mein ne b to chora tha sara zamana us k liye,,,,,!!!!!!

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Boy Was Sitting In A Park

Boy Was Sitting In A Park

Behind A Tree With His Girl-Friend

Old Man Came: Kia Ye Humari

Tehzeeb Hy ? ?



Boy: Nahi Uncle Ye Meri Class

Fellow Sara Hy . . . =P =D

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Mujhko Phir Vahi Suhana Nazara

Mujhko Phir Vahi Suhana Nazara Mil Gaya

Nazron Ko Jo Deedar Tumhara Mil Gaya

Aur Kisi Cheez Ki Tammana Kenu Karun

Jab Mujhe Teri Aankhon Main Jahan Sara Mil Gaya

Mere Labon Per Simat Aaye Muskurahat Ke Saaye

Doobti Hui Zindagi Ko Jaise Tera Sahara Mil Gaya

Nahi Hai Chah Ab Kisi Or Dua K Kabool Hone ki “Sehar”

Rab Se Jo Manga Hamesha Aaj Mujhe Wo Kinara Mil Gaya

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youn hosla dil ne hara kab tha

youn hosla dil ne hara kab tha,bin zeher piye guzara kab tha,kuch pal use or dekh lete,ashkon ko magar gawara kab tha,hum khud hi judai ka sabab the,uska hi kusoor sara kab tha,ab wo door gaya humse to kya hua,pehle b wo hamara kab tha

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ARZUON KA NAGAR CHOR AAYE

ARZUON KA NAGAR CHOR AAYE

NAAZ THA JISPE WO GHAR CHOR AAYE,

EK TERI YAAD BACHAKAR RAKH LI

SARA SAMAN-E-SAFAR CHOR AAYE,

THAK GAYE JAB KOI KHIDLI NA KHULI

HUM WAHI DIDA-E-TAR CHOR AAYE,

AAJ USKO AANA HI PARDEGA KYOUNKI

HUM USKE LIYE AISI KHABAR CHOR AAYE

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Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara d

Mujhy jeenay ki umeed dobara day do,

Meri doobti kashti ki kinara dy do,

Main dard k sahil pay tanha khara hun,

Phir aa k apni baahon ka sahara day do,

Tera daaman to bhara hay sitaron say,

Mujhy sadqay may ik sitara day do,

Mery aangan my aj andhera ha bohat,

Meri dehleez ko phir apna nazara dy do,

Chund lamhy tujhy dekhnay ki hasrat hay bas,

My nay kab kaha waqt apna mujhy sara day do

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Dil dharka magar Awaz Nahi ai,

Dil dharka magar Awaz Nahi ai,

Badal garja magar barsat nahi ai,

bina hichki k guzra ya din sara,

kia aik pal k liye bi ap ko hamari yad nahi ai……

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Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor

Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya

Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya

Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta

Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya

Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe

Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya

Us Se Baat Bhi Karte Tu Kis Tarhan Karte

Yeh Masal Dua Ka Tha Dua Pe Chor Diya

Iss Liye Tu Woh Kehte Hain Bewafa Hum Ko

Ke Hum Ne Sara Zamana Wafa Pe Chor Diya

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Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tu

Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tum

Se Hai

Khuda Ne Jo Dya Hai Maqam Tum

Se Hai

Tumhary He Dam Se Hai Mery

Lahoo Main Khilty Gulab

Mery Wajood Ka Sara Nizam Tum

Se Hai

Jahan Jahan Hai Mery Dushmani

Sabab Main Hoon

Jahan Jahan Hai Mera Ehtram Tum

Se Hai

Kahan Bisat Jahan Aur Main

Kamsin Nadan

Ye Mery Jeet Ka Sab Ehtamam

Tum Se Hai.

‘Pyari MAAAA’

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