TELENOR BATUN BATUN MAIN

TELENOR BATUN BATUN MAIN

Wife:

Sunna hy college mai Ap baray behn chod thay!

Apki khala ka fone aya tha kah rhi the us Gando se bach k rehna!

Apki Ma se b bat hoi the kah rahi the k bachpan se gand marwane ka shauqeen hy yai

Husband.

aaj kya saray credit ki Ma chod di tu ne randi ki bachi?

Wife: yai gul khan kaun hy?wo he jis se Ap gand marwate hain? Hahahahaha!

GAND MARO BATUN BATUN MIEN 😉

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Kehte Hain Hamesha Dost

Kehte Hain

Hamesha Dosti Ki Hifazat Karo

QK Dost

Nemat B Hai

Dua B

Rishta B

Bharosa B

Taaqat B

Ehsaas B

Mithaas B

Haqiqat B

Muhabat B

Wafa B

Pasand B

Chahat B

Sahara B

Raaz B

Parda B

Phool B

Khushboo B

Umeed B

Or

Muskaan B

A ”ALLAH” Meray Doston Ko Lambi Umar,

Achi Sehat Or Bohat Sari Khushiyan Atta Farma

Or

Saray Ghamon Se Mehfooz Farma.**…AAMEEN…**

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USAY KEHNA usay

USAY KEHNA……..

usay kehna DECEMBER lout aya hai…..

hwayen sard hain ………

aur vaadiyan bhi dhund main gum hain……

paharon ne braf ki shaal phir se ourh rakhi hai…….

Sbhi rastay tumhari yaad main pur nam se lagtay hain…..

Jinhain sharf e musaafat tha…..

wo saray cards,wo perfume,wo chhoti c diary……

wo terris……

wo chaye jo ham ne saath main pee thi…..

tumhari yaad lati hain……

Tumhain wapis bulati hain…….

usay kehna k dekho yun stao na……

DECEMBER lout aya hai…..

suno tum lout ao na……

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Parwardigar! Main GunhaG

Parwardigar!

Main GunhaGar Hoon

Khatakar Hoon Lekin

Teray Karm ka Talabgar Hoon

Teri Bakhshish ka

Umedwar Hoon

Mujhy Mangna nahi ata

Tujhy to Dena ata hy

Siyah’kar hoon, Mgr hon to Tera hi Banda,

Kahan jaon ga, Agr Teri Rehmat chin gai.?

Gunahgar sahi, Lekin Meray Saray Gunah Mil kr b Teri Rehmat sy Bary nahi,

Tery Khzanay

laaaa-Mehdud hain

Rehm Frma

Mujh pr,

Mery Ghar walon pr,

Or

Us pr b

Jisney Ye dua likhi Or Jisney Parhi Or jisney aagy bheji.AMEEN.

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5 SARDARS AUR 1 PUNJABI

5 SARDARS AUR 1 PUNJABI

HELICOPTER KI RASSI SEY

LATKY HUY THY

PILOT NY KAHA LOAD ZIYADA

HY 1 FARD KO KOODNA HOGA

YEH SUN KAR PUNJABI NY KAHA

KA RASSI KO CHORNEY KI

QURBANI ME DETA HOUN!

TAALIYAN

YE SUN KAR SARAY SARDAR

TAALIYAN BAJANEY LAGY

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Chalo aisa kren mil k sitaray

Chalo aisa kren mil k sitaray bant lety hain,

Zarurat k mutabiq sub sahary bant lety hain,

Mohabat krny walon ki tijarat bhi anokhi hy,

Munafa chor dety hain khasaray bant lety hain,

Agr milna nhi mumkin to lehron pe qdam rakh kr,

Abi dariya-e-Ulfat

k kinaray bant lety hain,

Meri jholi me jitny bi wafa k phool hen inko,

Ikathay beth kr ik roz saray bant lety hain,

Muhabat k elawa pas apny kuch nhi MOHSIN,

Isi daulat ko hm qismat k maray bant lety hain…

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tara zikr maay har bat may hay

tara zikr maay har bat may hay

jaisay chand chamakta rat may hay

gee chahay sada taray sat raho

janay kiya lutf taray zat may hay

saray duniya ka dost

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Banda pehlay ee changay kam ka

Banda pehlay ee changay kam karay….

Hun

saray

kenday

nay

Sorry….

Special sorry….

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(‘.’)/ Jao!

/)) maaf kiita

_/’/ sub nuu..!

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Mujhay Chand Kehti Thi Maabr

Mujhay Chand Kehti Thi Maa

Sada Choomti Rehti Thi Maa

Main Khush Rahoon Is K Liye

Saray Dukh Sehti Thi Maa

Main Uth Na Jaoon Kahin

Raat Bhar Na Soti Thi Maa

Hoti Thi Sardi Bohat Magar

Meray Kapray Dhoti Thi Maa

Kab Main Kaam Se Ghar Lotoon Ga

Meri Raah Dekti Thi Maa

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MAA saath hai to saya e qudrat

MAA saath hai to saya-e-qudrat bhe saath hai

MAA k bagair esa lge din b raat hai

Main door jao uska mre sar py hath hai

Mere liye tu mere MAA he kainat hai

Daman mei MAA k Sirf wafa k phool hain

Hm saray apni MAA k qadmo ke dhool hain

Aulad k sitam usy hans kr qabool hain

Bachon ko baksh dena hi MAA k usul hain

Din raat us ne paal pos k bara kiya

Girne lga tu MAA ne mujhe phr se khara kiya

10 laal us nay paal diye uf na kia

Hum ek MAA ki kdmt na krpaye ye kiya kiya

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Maan tu bachoon kay liye jeeti

Maan tu bachoon kay liye jeeti hai

Maan tu saray sukh daiti hai

Phir yeh batain kuyun

Tera hi saya hoon main

Tera hi roop hoon main

Phir yeh taaney kuyun

Tera aanchal aasman mera

Teri gaud ghar mera

Mujhe kaha paraya kuyun

Tera dukh baantoon main hi

Teri khidmat karon main hi

Phir mujhe rulaya kuyun

Maan tu bhi to ik beti thi

Kisi maan ki gaud kheli thi

Merey ehsas say anjan kuyun

Sab say barh kar tujhe chahoon

Kuch bhi kar tujhe chahoon

Mujh par tujhe payar na aya kuyun

Beti to maan ki saathi hoti hai

Beti to alah ki rehmat hoti hai

Bojh samajh sar say utara kuyu

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Aey ChaaraGar e shauq koi ais

Aey Chaara’Gar-e-shauq koi aisi dawa day,

Jo dil se har ghair ki chahat ko bhula day..

Bus dekh liya duniya k rishton ka tmasha,

Makhlooq se umeed k sab deep bujha day..

Paakiza tamana’ein bhi laati hain udaasi,

Her zauq-e-talab shauq-e-tamana hi mitta day..

Ik Main hoon faqat Tuu ho aur aalam-e-huu ho,

Ay husn-e-azal saray hijabaat utha day..

Hai rooh ko her lamha teray wasl ki umeed,

Aa zeest ki shab ko kabhi subah bna day…!!

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kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,

kuch khud b thay afsurda say,,

kuch tum b hum say rooth gaye,,

kuch khud hi zzakhm k aadi thay,,

kuch sheeshay hath say choot gaye,,

kuch khud b hassaas thay bohat,,

kuch apnay muqadar rooth gaye,,

kuch tum ko sach say nafrat thi,,,

kuch hum say na bolay jhoot gaye,,

kuch logon nay uskaya tumain,,

kuch apnay muqadar phoot gaye,,

kuch khud itnay mohtaat na thay,,

kuch log b hum ko loot gaye,,

kuch talkh hakaik thay itnay,

k khaab hi saray toot gaye………

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Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka

Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker..

Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker

Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka

Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker

Na Dartay Hain Na Naa-dim Hain

Na Maanain K woh Khaadim Hain

Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai

Is Dais Main Andhay Haakim Hain

Yah Raqam Saray Likhtay Hain

Qawneen Yahan Na Tiktay Hain

Hai Yahan Per Karoobaar Bohat

Is Dais Main Gurday Biktay Hain

Yahan DOLLAR DOLLAR Hoti Hai

Or G.D.P Kasootti Hai

Kuch Loog Hain Aali Shaan Bohat

or Kuch Ka Nuqsaan Rootti Hai

Umeed Ko Lay Ker Parhtay Hain

Phir Degree Lay ker Phirtay Hain

Jab JOB Na Un Ke Milti Hai

Phir Khud-kush Hamlay Kartay Hain

Woh Kehtay Hain Sab Acha Hai

Or Fooj Ka Raaj Sacha Hai

Khoota Gaari Wala Kyun Yah Manay

Jab Bhooka Us Ka Bacha Hai

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka

Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker…!!!

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* * *-

;*” ”*;.

‘*;._

, ‘*-;

*:, _ .;* ORRY!

From my side…

AAj 27 rajab ho chuki hai aur 27 rajab ko saray aamaal naamay ikhattay hotay hain…Agr mjse koi galti ya meri koi baat buri lgi ho ya dil dukha ho to mjhe sachay dil se muaf kr dena….

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Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka

Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker..

Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker

Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka

Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker

Na Dartay Hain Na Naa-dim Hain

Na Maanain K woh Khaadim Hain

Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai

Is Dais Main Andhay Haakim Hain

Yah Raqam Saray Likhtay Hain

Qawneen Yahan Na Tiktay Hain

Hai Yahan Per Karoobaar Bohat

Is Dais Main Gurday Biktay Hain

Yahan DOLLAR DOLLAR Hoti Hai

Or G.D.P Kasootti Hai

Kuch Loog Hain Aali Shaan Bohat

or Kuch Ka Nuqsaan Rootti Hai

Umeed Ko Lay Ker Parhtay Hain

Phir Degree Lay ker Phirtay Hain

Jab JOB Na Un Ke Milti Hai

Phir Khud-kush Hamlay Kartay Hain

Woh Kehtay Hain Sab Acha Hai

Or Fooj Ka Raaj Sacha Hai

Khoota Gaari Wala Kyun Yah Manay

Jab Bhooka Us Ka Bacha Hai

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka

Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla ker…!!

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Batil Ko Mojza Yeh Dikhaya Hus

Batil Ko Mojza Yeh Dikhaya Hussain (A.S) Ne

Nok e Sina Pe Quran Sunaya Hussain (A.S) Ne

Aangan K Saray Phool Hain Maqtal Mein Rakh Diye

Maqtal Ko Is Tarha Sajaya Hussain (A.S) Ne

Dariya Pe Pehray Aur Bahattar Ka Sath Tha

Phir Bhi Na Qadam Peechhay Hataya Hussain (A.S) Ne

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meri qismat min bhi aisa koi s

meri qismat min bhi aisa koi sajda ataa kar day

jo meray saray gunahon ka madava kar day

sari dunya say chura kar mujay apna kar day

meri matti ko khuda ya sona kar day

Min thera chahnay wala hon magar hay hasrat

Tho jinhain chahta hay mujay wesa kar day

Ek nazar apnay gunahgar pay kardo mola

apni rehmat ka talabgar hamesha kar day

amin

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Yarab mere dua hai tujh say!

Yarab mere dua hai tujh say!

Main na dekho wo waqt zindage main,

Jo guzray bagair tere bandage main.

Main karta rahun tere hamd-o-Sana,

Ho mere saray amal sirf ajzee main.

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Qurb K Na Wafa K Hote Hainbr

Qurb K Na Wafa K Hote Hain

Saray Jhagray Ana K Hote Hain

Baat Niyat Ki Sirf Hai Warna

Waqt Saray Dua K Hote Hain

Bhool Jate Hain, Mat Bura Kehna

Log Putlay Khata K Hote Hain

Wo Bazahir Jo Kuch Nahi Lagte

Un Se Rishtay Bala K Hote Hain

Wo Humara Hai Is Tarah Se Faiz

Jaisay Banday Khuda K Hote Hain

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

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Eik Ghazal Tere Liyee Zaroor L

Eik Ghazal Tere Liyee Zaroor Likhonga

Be-Hisab Uss Mei’n Tera Qusoor Likhonga

Tuu GuFtaar ka MaHir Tuu Kirdaar Ka MaHir

Par Husn Ko Tere Tera Ghuroor Likhonga

Toot Gaye Bachpan Ke Tere Saray Khilonay

Abb Diloo’n Se Khelna Tera Dastoor Likhonga

Raha ishQ Ka Dawwa Tujhey Tamam Umer

Wafa Ki Dehleez Se Tujhe Mafroor Likhonga

Khud Sakhta Joo Hai Tera Judai Ka Faisla

Aese Har iQdaam Ko Naa-Manzoor Likhonga

Humay Kehne Ki Addat Nahi Likhne Ka Shoq Hai

Jazboon ko Apne Qalam Ki Taseer Likhonga

Tera Wajood Mera Wajood Mujhe Eik Sa Laggay

Par Tujhey Mei’n Khud Se Bohot Do’ur Likhonga

Eik Ghazal Tere Liyee Zaroor Likhonga

Be-Hisab Uss Mei’n Tera Qusoor Likhonga

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Yeh zara zara si baat per,br

Yeh zara zara si baat per,

Tarha tarha ka azaab kiyon?

Jo kisi say bhi khafa na ho,

Mujhey us khuda ki talash hai.

Mujhey laghzishon pay her ghari,

Koi tokta hay baar baar.

Jisay ker k dil ko dukh na ho,

Mujhey us gunah ki talash hai,

Bina Humsafar k kab talak,

Koi musafaton main laga rahay.

Jahan koi kisi say juda na ho,

Mujhey us raah ki talash hay.

Mujhey daikh ker jo aik nazar,

Meray saray dard samajh sakay.

Jo is qadar ho Chara-e-gar,

Mujhey us nigaah ki talaash hay.

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Allah Ne Jab Saray Kamalat Ban

Allah Ne Jab Saray Kamalat Banaye

Tab Panjatan e Paak (A.S) Ki Tasveer Bani Hai

In Panchon (A.S) Ki Seerat Ko Jab Ek Jisam Mein Dhala

Tab Ja K Kahin Zainab e Dilgeer (S.A) Bani Hai

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Yo so khabare me pa zra bandi

Yo so khabare me pa zra bandi gilay pati shwe

Da hijar okhke me pa makh bandi saray pati shwe

Sta pa makh k charaguna da didan balegi

Zama jungara k dewi da wisaal mre pati shwe

Ma we za sta yam ta zama ye tar lahada poray

Da da Qismat likalay shawe faisalay pati shwe…

FOR PASHTOON

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Teray khwabon ki dunia or main

Teray khwabon ki dunia or main “TANHA”

Raat smundar chand hwa or main

“TANHA”

Koi to kash mera b ghamsaz bnay!

Muj se saray log khafa or main

“TANHA”

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Sab Saharay Tumharay Sath Gaye

Sab Saharay Tumharay Sath Gaye

Rang Saaray Tumharay Sath Gaye

Hai Siah Raat Ab Mera Jeewan

Chand Taray Tumharay Sath Gaye

Ab To Behr-e-alam Hai Aur Hum Hain

Sab Kinaray Tumharay Sath Gaye

Meri Ankhain Taras Rahi Hai Jinhain

Sab Nazaray Tumharay Sath Gaye

Naaz Tha Jin Ki Dosti Pay Humain

Dost Saray Tumharay Sath Gaye

Ab Adhori Hai Dastan-e-hayaat

Iss Kay Paaray Tumharay Sath Gaye

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Badla 1 Foji ki

Badla

1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne Usay Khat Likha meri life me Naya Larka aa Gia Hai

Tum Say Acha Hy me Uski Dulhan Bano gi Meri Picture Wapis Bijhwa Do

Foji Ny Apne Saray Sathiyo ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Pictures Jama ki Beech me uski picture rakh k khat likha

Lo Mujhe tumahari shakal yaad nai Khud Nikal Lo:>;;;;;; :)

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USAY KEHNA usay

USAY KEHNA……..

usay kehna DECEMBER lout aya hai…..

hwayen sard hain ………

aur vaadiyan bhi dhund main gum hain……

paharon ne braf ki shaal phir se ourh rakhi hai…….

Sbhi rastay tumhari yaad main pur nam se lagtay hain…..

Jinhain sharf e musaafat tha…..

wo saray cards,wo perfume,wo chhoti c diary……

wo terris……

wo chaye jo ham ne saath main pee thi…..

tumhari yaad lati hain……

Tumhain wapis bulati hain…….

usay kehna k dekho yun stao na……

DECEMBER lout aya hai…..

suno tum lout ao na……

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Rishton ki DASTAN jab waqt su

‘Rishton ki DASTAN jab waqt sunaye ga,

Tum ko bhi aik RISHTA yaad aiy ga,

Bhol jao gay zindagi k saray GHUM,

Jab humare 7 BITAYA hua koi pal yaad aye ga

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USAY KEHNA usay

USAY KEHNA……..

usay kehna DECEMBER lout aya hai…..

hwayen sard hain ………

aur vaadiyan bhi dhund main gum hain……

paharon ne braf ki shaal phir se ourh rakhi hai…….

Sbhi rastay tumhari yaad main pur nam se lagtay hain…..

Jinhain sharf e musaafat tha…..

wo saray cards,wo perfume,wo chhoti c diary……

wo terris……

wo chaye jo ham ne saath main pee thi…..

tumhari yaad lati hain……

Tumhain wapis bulati hain…….

usay kehna k dekho yun stao na……

DECEMBER lout aya hai…..

suno tum lout ao na……

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1 Pathan doosray Pathan sebr

“1 Pathan doosray Pathan se
agr tu ye bta de k meri tokree me kiya hai? Tu saray anday tere! Aur agr tu ye bta de k kitne hain? To 8 k 8 tere! Or agr tu ye b bta de k kis janwar k hai? To wo murghi b teri”. Dusra pathan:- “yaar koi ishara to de”

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Aise bhi mohabbat ki saza deti

Aise bhi mohabbat ki saza deti hai dunia.

mar jaye tu jenay ki dua deti hai dunia.

hum kon say momen thay jo ilzam na sehtay .

pather ko bhagwan bana deti hai dunia .

ye zakham mohabbat ka hai dekhnana na kisi ko .

La kar saray bazar saja deti hai dunia .

Qismat per karo naz na itna bhi faqeero .

haton ki lakeeron ko mita deti hai dunia .

marnay kay liye majboor tu karti hai ye lekin.

Jeenay kay tareeqay bhi sekha deti hai dunia

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** Hamari Taraf Sy br

*”* Hamari Taraf Sy

Apko,

Apke Ghar Walun Ko,

Apke Nankon,

Dadkon Ko,

Saray Wad Waderon Ko,

Ap K Azezon,

Rishtedaron Ko,

Har Niky Wady Ko,

Har Choty Motay Ko,

Sub Kaky Kakiyon Ko,

Sub Gawandiyon Ko,

Sub Chachy Phupiyon Ko,

Dadpotry Dadpotriyon Ko,

Sub Muleron Phupheriyon Ko,

Sub Maasiyon Maseron Ko,

Aap Ki Majh,

Katay Katiyon Ko,

Wachi Wacheon aur Gaa’n Ko,

Apke Kukar Kukriyon Ko,

Apke Choochy Chochyon Ko,

ADWANCE NEW YEAR MUBARIK ,

Koi Reh Gaya Ho To Sorry.

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