USAY KEHNA usay

USAY KEHNA……..

usay kehna DECEMBER lout aya hai…..

hwayen sard hain ………

aur vaadiyan bhi dhund main gum hain……

paharon ne braf ki shaal phir se ourh rakhi hai…….

Sbhi rastay tumhari yaad main pur nam se lagtay hain…..

Jinhain sharf e musaafat tha…..

wo saray cards,wo perfume,wo chhoti c diary……

wo terris……

wo chaye jo ham ne saath main pee thi…..

tumhari yaad lati hain……

Tumhain wapis bulati hain…….

usay kehna k dekho yun stao na……

DECEMBER lout aya hai…..

suno tum lout ao na……

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!Uncle Faraz kehte hn 1

!Uncle Faraz kehte hn

1 din Dozakh ki dewar pr charh k Jannat k dekhay wo nazaray,

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Sehmi hui Hoor k peche, bhag rahe thay Molvi saray.

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us nay mairay seenay pai sir r

us nay mairay seenay pai sir rukh ker pocha ..

janaa .. apnay jeewan ka wo lumha tu batao mujhko

jis kai badlay mil saktay hain sub he seetaray

daryaaon kai saray motti ..

sawan kee paihlee baraish kai saray qatray ..

ujlay chand kee sari kirnain ..

dhartee kai seenay say liptay sub he khazanay ..

saray mosam sub he duaien

pholon kee rangeen qabba-ein

patti patti pernay wali bheenee shabnum ..

is_may aazum

us nay mairay seenay pai sir rukh ker pocha

janaa .. apnay jeewan ka wo lumha tu batao mujhko

jiskai badlay sub kuch apna , sub kuch sub kuch

apna sub kuch dai saktay hooo

mainay us ka matha chomma or bola jub…………

paihlee bar mairay seenay pai tumnay apna sir rukha tha ………

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se b

• Abe Khajur,

Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,

Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,

Chuse hue Aam,

Circus k Retired Bander,

(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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BENAAM SA YE DARD THAHAR KU NA

BENAAM SA YE DARD THAHAR KU NAHI JATA

JO BEET GAYA HAI WO GUZAR KU NAHI JATA

SAB KUCH TO HAI KIA DHONDTI RAHTI HAIN NIGAHAIN

KIA BAAT HAI MAIN WAKT PAY GHAR KU NAHI JATA

WO EK HI CHEHRA TO NAHI SARAY JAHAN MAIN

JO DOOR HAI WO DIL SE UTAR KU NAHI JATA

MAIN APNI HI ULJHI HUI RAHOON KA TAMASHA

JATAY HAIN JIDHAR SAB MAIN ODHAR KU NAHI JATA

WO NAAM JO NAJANAY KAB SE NA CHAHRA NABADAN HAI

WO KHWAB AGAR HAI TO BIKHAR KU NAHI JATA..1

BENAAM SA YE DARD@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

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DA YO SARI WADA OSHO KHA

DA YO SARI WADA OSHO

KHAZA YE SAADA WA 6 MAMILA YE KOLA NU KHAZE WE

“DA SA K”?

SARI WE

“PA MEZILE DE OLAMA”

YO SO WRAZE PAS 6 SARAY RAGHAY NU KHAZE TA YE SHA KRAAWO ODA SHO

KHAZA WE

“PA MEZILE ME NA OLAEY”

SARI WE

“NA NAN DE PA THOPA OLAM”

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Teacher, billi k itnay saray b

Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?

student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay

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1 Pathan doosray Pathan sebr

“1 Pathan doosray Pathan se
agr tu ye bta de k meri tokree me kiya hai? Tu saray anday tere! Aur agr tu ye bta de k kitne hain? To 8 k 8 tere! Or agr tu ye b bta de k kis janwar k hai? To wo murghi b teri”. Dusra pathan:- “yaar koi ishara to de”

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TELENOR BATUN BATUN MAIN

TELENOR BATUN BATUN MAIN

Wife:

Sunna hy college mai Ap baray behn chod thay!

Apki khala ka fone aya tha kah rhi the us Gando se bach k rehna!

Apki Ma se b bat hoi the kah rahi the k bachpan se gand marwane ka shauqeen hy yai

Husband.

aaj kya saray credit ki Ma chod di tu ne randi ki bachi?

Wife: yai gul khan kaun hy?wo he jis se Ap gand marwate hain? Hahahahaha!

GAND MARO BATUN BATUN MIEN ;-)

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Banda pehlay ee changay kam ka

Banda pehlay ee changay kam karay….

Hun

saray

kenday

nay

Sorry….

Special sorry….

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(‘.’)/ Jao!

/)) maaf kiita

_/’/ sub nuu..!

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