anti dulahan sy: suhag r

anti dulahan sy:

suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok aur paker k us ka mobile silent pay laga daina ta k koi disturb na kery

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Ek bona suhag raat ko room mei

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :
Chal Bakri bn !

Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay?

Bona: bdtmeezi nahi !
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai. .;-D

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Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne apn

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne apni Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali….

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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi aur Dulha so gaya.. :-)

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Girl talking 2 her sister afte

Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag raat:

Ap se kya parda Baji me sab bata deti hon,

Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna deti hon,

Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji,

Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lagaya baji,

Larazte jism me1 bijli si kond gayi,

Us ne bosa jo sene pe lagaya baji,

Naaf tak reeng gayi haye 1 khari cheez,

Zalim ne dhakka jo zor se lagaya baji,

Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin,

Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji,

Phir to anay laga rag rag mai saroor-o-masti

Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji,

Ik chashma sa ubalta hova mehsos howa,

Aakhri jatka jo zalim ne lagaya baji.

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Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dul

Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dulha se:

Itni der se choos rahi hoon lekin aap ka yeh khara nahi ho raha

Dulha:

Lao isay idhar do meray hath main…

Yeh “Hathon ka Bhoot” honton se nahi maanay ga..!!

MOTH MARNE WALO . .thorha sharam karo

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Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo

Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo na

hoti to “PAKISTAN” khush-hall hota?

Student: Zardari ki maa ki suhag raat.

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Ager Suhag raat me chudai k ba

Ager Suhag raat me chudai k baad dulhan ko 1chamcha money chata de jaye to subh ko dulhan k oper bohat roop ata hai.

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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi…Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo

boli ….na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay

sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai

bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha

Sardar bola…acha…par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha

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Husband Suhag raat ko: M

Husband Suhag raat ko:

Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon

BV sharmate hue:

Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.

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Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi

Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya?

Biwi: Aap ko Aaya?

hus: Bohat.

Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi ko Shikayat ka Mauqa Nahi Diya.

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