anti dulahan sy: suhag r

anti dulahan sy:

suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok aur paker k us ka mobile silent pay laga daina ta k koi disturb na kery

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Dulhan Ne Ubtan Na Lagaya To D

Dulhan Ne Ubtan Na Lagaya To DADI Boli

“Beti Ubtan Lagale Wrna NOOR Nhi Charhega”

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Suhag Raat K Bad Dulhan Dadi Se Boli NOOR To Aesa

Charha Ke Subha Hi Utra

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Ek bona suhag raat ko room mei

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :
Chal Bakri bn !

Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay?

Bona: bdtmeezi nahi !
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai. .;-D

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SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni BV se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?

BV =aap ko aaya?

SHOHAR= bohat!

BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

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Girl talking 2 her sister afte

Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag raat:

Ap se kya parda Baji me sab bata deti hon,

Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna deti hon,

Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji,

Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lagaya baji,

Larazte jism me1 bijli si kond gayi,

Us ne bosa jo sene pe lagaya baji,

Naaf tak reeng gayi haye 1 khari cheez,

Zalim ne dhakka jo zor se lagaya baji,

Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin,

Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji,

Phir to anay laga rag rag mai saroor-o-masti

Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji,

Ik chashma sa ubalta hova mehsos howa,

Aakhri jatka jo zalim ne lagaya baji.

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Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi h

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui. Subha uth kr dost ny pocha .suhag raat kaisi rhe. Gajjar ny kaha suhag raat kaisi yaar .sari raat kapry utarny mai guzar gai.

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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi…Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo

boli ….na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay

sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai

bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha

Sardar bola…acha…par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha

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Husband Suhag raat ko: M

Husband Suhag raat ko:

Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon

BV sharmate hue:

Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.

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Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko

Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli,

khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi,

Pathan: khushi say,

acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do.

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Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi

Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya?

Biwi: Aap ko Aaya?

hus: Bohat.

Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi ko Shikayat ka Mauqa Nahi Diya.

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