Ager Suhag raat me chudai k ba

Ager Suhag raat me chudai k baad dulhan ko 1chamcha money chata de jaye to subh ko dulhan k oper bohat roop ata hai.

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Girl talking 2 her sister afte

Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag raat:

Ap se kya parda Baji me sab bata deti hon,

Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna deti hon,

Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji,

Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lagaya baji,

Larazte jism me1 bijli si kond gayi,

Us ne bosa jo sene pe lagaya baji,

Naaf tak reeng gayi haye 1 khari cheez,

Zalim ne dhakka jo zor se lagaya baji,

Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin,

Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji,

Phir to anay laga rag rag mai saroor-o-masti

Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji,

Ik chashma sa ubalta hova mehsos howa,

Aakhri jatka jo zalim ne lagaya baji.

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Ek bona suhag raat ko room mei

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :
Chal Bakri bn !

Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay?

Bona: bdtmeezi nahi !
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai. .;-D

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1 Pathan Apne Dost Ki Shadi Me

1 Pathan Apne Dost Ki Shadi Me Gaya

Is K Dost Ne Us Ko Bohut Mara.

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Pepsi Pee Kr Dulhe Se Bola…

“Suhag Raat K Liye Mujhe Bi Sath Le Chalo:-*

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Dulhan Ne Ubtan Na Lagaya To D

Dulhan Ne Ubtan Na Lagaya To DADI Boli

“Beti Ubtan Lagale Wrna NOOR Nhi Charhega”

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Suhag Raat K Bad Dulhan Dadi Se Boli NOOR To Aesa

Charha Ke Subha Hi Utra

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Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko

Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli,

khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi,

Pathan: khushi say,

acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do.

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Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi

Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya?

Biwi: Aap ko Aaya?

hus: Bohat.

Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi ko Shikayat ka Mauqa Nahi Diya.

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Suhag rat ko agr dulhan ne und

Suhag rat ko agr dulhan ne undershave na ki ho tu is ka matlab hai ke ye shadi us ki mrzi k khalaf hoi hai.

(.Vena malik.)

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Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko

Pathan ki bivi: suhag ratt ko boli,

khan ajj ratt ap jo mango gay main doon gi,

Pathan: khushi say,

acha tum meri maa k pass soo jao aur apnay bahi ko meray pass bejh do

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SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni BV se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?

BV =aap ko aaya?

SHOHAR= bohat!

BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

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Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi h

Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui. Subha uth kr dost ny pocha .suhag raat kaisi rhe. Gajjar ny kaha suhag raat kaisi yaar .sari raat kapry utarny mai guzar gai.

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Husband Suhag raat ko: M

Husband Suhag raat ko:

Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon

BV sharmate hue:

Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.

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Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshi

Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k bavjud kamyab na hua

Ghuse se bv se bola:

Tumari pehle kisi ne nai li?

Bv masumiyat se:

Jis ne b li,underwear utar k li

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Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko

Cycle k mistri ne suhag rat ko apni BV ko pani valy tub me bethaya,

BV boli ye kia kr rahe ho,

Mistri! Mujy to pani me hi pata chalta ha k surakh kahan hy,

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Suhag raat wife:

Suhag raat

wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain

sardar: kaise pata?

Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha.

sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost mere piche dalta tha.

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Train me baraat wapis a rhi th

Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi.

rat ho gai

Dulhan:

aj hmari suhag raat h ap kuch krte Q nhi

Dulha:

wo dekho samne likha h

CHALTI TRAIN ME Uper charna mana he.

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Sindh Asaan G Maa ahe, H

Sindh Asaan G Maa ahe,

Hind wari Sindh G bhen ahe so Hind asaan G maasi thy ain Hind-ja 11 Player asaan ja masaat thya..

Maasaatan G wining Mubarak hujew..

Maasaat

1.sehwagh soomro

2.Yuvraj phulpoto

3.S.Tendulkar Dharejo

4.S.Dhony Suhag.

5. V. kolhi Bhatti

6. S. Raina

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Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo

Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo na

hoti to “PAKISTAN” khush-hall hota?

Student: Zardari ki maa ki suhag raat.

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Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi

Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi.

Achanak Dulhan Boli:

Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai.

Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara Tha.

Admi: Shabbir Tum Yahan Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Bacha: “Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe ‘SHABBIR’ To Dekhe Ga”

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Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne apn

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne apni Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali….

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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi aur Dulha so gaya.. :-)

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Student: Bcha kese peda

Student:

Bcha kese peda hota he

Miss:

Asman se aik pari ati he or maa k takye k neche phol rkh kr chli jati he

2nd Stdnt:

Mis kya wo suhag rat wala system khtm hogya ha??

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anti dulahan sy: suhag r

anti dulahan sy:

suhag rat ko sab sy pehlay apny husband ka pakerna wo jitna merzi manah kery tum paker laina darna mut ok aur paker k us ka mobile silent pay laga daina ta k koi disturb na kery

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Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun

Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar kr bv se:lun phudi”mangda “1dafa chod k15min bad dobara bola”lun phudi mangda”2 bar choda3rd time uska lun murjha kr latak gyamgr b.v ful gram ho kr boli:”Phuddi lun mangdi”Punjabi bola:……”LUN maafi mangda”

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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi…Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo

boli ….na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay

sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai

bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha

Sardar bola…acha…par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha

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Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dul

Dulhan, suhag raat ko apne Dulha se:

Itni der se choos rahi hoon lekin aap ka yeh khara nahi ho raha

Dulha:

Lao isay idhar do meray hath main…

Yeh “Hathon ka Bhoot” honton se nahi maanay ga..!!

MOTH MARNE WALO . .thorha sharam karo

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