Ek bona suhag raat ko room mei

Ek bona suhag raat ko room mein entr hoty he Biwi se bola :
Chal Bakri bn !

Biwi : ye kya bdtmeezi hay?

Bona: bdtmeezi nahi !
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai. .;-D

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Girl talking 2 her sister afte

Girl talking 2 her sister after suhag raat:

Ap se kya parda Baji me sab bata deti hon,

Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna deti hon,

Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji,

Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lagaya baji,

Larazte jism me1 bijli si kond gayi,

Us ne bosa jo sene pe lagaya baji,

Naaf tak reeng gayi haye 1 khari cheez,

Zalim ne dhakka jo zor se lagaya baji,

Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin,

Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji,

Phir to anay laga rag rag mai saroor-o-masti

Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji,

Ik chashma sa ubalta hova mehsos howa,

Aakhri jatka jo zalim ne lagaya baji.

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Suhag raat wife:

Suhag raat

wife: piche nhi aage dalte hain

sardar: kaise pata?

Wife: mera frnd mere aage dalta tha.

sardar: tu chup kr! Mera dost mere piche dalta tha.

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Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne apn

Suhag Raat K Time Dulha Ne apni Dulhan Se Ziadti Kr Daali….

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Dulhan Intizar Karti Rahi aur Dulha so gaya.. :-)

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Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi

Suhag Raat Manai Ja Rahi Thi.

Achanak Dulhan Boli:

Ae Suno Parde K Peeche Koi Hai.

Admi Ne Parda Hataya To Ek Bacha Khara Tha.

Admi: Shabbir Tum Yahan Kya Kar Rahe Ho?

Bacha: “Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe ‘SHABBIR’ To Dekhe Ga”

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1 Pathan Apne Dost Ki Shadi Me

1 Pathan Apne Dost Ki Shadi Me Gaya

Is K Dost Ne Us Ko Bohut Mara.

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Pepsi Pee Kr Dulhe Se Bola…

“Suhag Raat K Liye Mujhe Bi Sath Le Chalo:-*

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Train me baraat wapis a rhi th

Train me baraat wapis a rhi thi.

rat ho gai

Dulhan:

aj hmari suhag raat h ap kuch krte Q nhi

Dulha:

wo dekho samne likha h

CHALTI TRAIN ME Uper charna mana he.

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Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo

Teacher: Wo konsi Raat thi jo na

hoti to “PAKISTAN” khush-hall hota?

Student: Zardari ki maa ki suhag raat.

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Suhag Raat ko dulha ko bra maz

Suhag-Raat ko dulha ko bra maza aya bv se bola:

Shabash boht snbhal k rakhi thi tm ne phudi

bv : Shabash do meri Gaand ko jis ki vja se ye bachi rahi.

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