suna hai aap university main b

suna hai aap university main baray harami thay, aapki khala ko phone kiya thaa

Aur Dair Rat tk charas pee kr Tunn Rehty Thy, aapki Baaji bta rahi Thin

Aaj Rat ko Meri chudai maarny ka bhuley tou nhe?

“kesy bholta subha sy sms ker k maa jo yawa rai ho.

aapki mummy bhi kuch bata rai theen..

“Kya aaj sarey balance ki gand mardi?

Ummhom…

Hmm… Tou ye mona randi kon thi?? :-/

hahaha :-D :-D

Telenor

Baaton Baaton Main ;)

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ADD RAABID type kar k jazz a

ADD RAABID type kar k jazz and telenor say 0305_5555555 ,, ufone and zong say 2323 ,, warid say 9536 par send karan …. get free sms , quotes, info and much more .. try it now

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agr ap apny mobile par free

”agr ap apny mobile par free m breaking news aur live cricket score dekhna chaty ho to sms m ye code type kar k

ADD sangi38

aur us ko send kardo telenor aur jazz is number par send karien 03055555555 aur ufone aur zong waly 2323 par send karien aur warid 9636 par its free”

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TELENOR BATUN BATUN MAIN

TELENOR BATUN BATUN MAIN

Wife:

Sunna hy college mai Ap baray behn chod thay!

Apki khala ka fone aya tha kah rhi the us Gando se bach k rehna!

Apki Ma se b bat hoi the kah rahi the k bachpan se gand marwane ka shauqeen hy yai

Husband.

aaj kya saray credit ki Ma chod di tu ne randi ki bachi?

Wife: yai gul khan kaun hy?wo he jis se Ap gand marwate hain? Hahahahaha!

GAND MARO BATUN BATUN MIEN ;-)

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Ur Relation Like Paktel

Ur Relation Like Paktel

“Dil to 1 hia”

Ur LOVE Like Telenor

“Chaho kuch badh k”

Ur Cincrty Like Haleeb

“Garah Jo hai”

Ur smile Like Twist

“Hila k rakh de”

Ur Style Like Ufone

“Tum he to ho”

Ur personality Like Bonanza

“Absolutely world class”

My Rispons Like Lipton

“yehi to hai wo apnapan”

yahi apnapan or EID MUBARAK

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Dosti jazz wali se Pyar

Dosti jazz wali se

Pyar ufone wali se

Bat telenor wali se

Gift lo zong wali se

Date maro warid wali se

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Per….

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Shadi karo baghair mobile wali se :)

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jss suno!!

“jss”

suno!!

Telenor DJUICE walay

1 Sawal poch rahay hain

Or sath hi keh rahy hain k

“Ab nahi bolo ge

TO

Kal bukto ge ?”

To

Main ne socha k ab BOOL hi don..

Q: Hum LARKIyon ki IZZAT Nazron se kub kren ge ?

To Suno

Ans: Jub Larkiyan apni IZZAT khud krwaen gi

Izzat kesy krwai jati hy?

Ao QURAN se pochty hen

(QURAN PAK)

Ae NABI(s.a.w)

MOMIN Aurton se keh den k Apnay Ooper (Sr se Paon tak) Chaader dal len

Ta k Pehchan li jaen (k IZZATdaar Aurat hai

Or Tang na ki jaen.

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Geo TV ARY TV HUM

Geo TV

ARY TV

HUM TV

PTV

Duniya TV

Tensport

HBO

Peace TV

Q TV

Express News

Waseeb TV

&

Youtube

Facebook

Orkut

Yahoo

Gmail

OVI

&

Coca Cola

Pepsi

7Up

Dew

Marinda

Zam zam cola

&

Warid

Jazz

Ufone

Telenor

Zong

&

Sooper

Zeera plus

Prince

Tiger

Gala

Bakery

&

Tapal

Lipton

Supreme

&

Nokia

Samsung

Sony Ericsson

LG

&

Honda

Suzuki

Toyota

Nissan

&

Lays

Kurkuray

Slanty

Nimko

&

walls

yummy

omore

hicco

&

Tang

Limopani

Energile

Rohafza

&

Nido

Haleeb

Good milk

Olpers

Milk pack

Everyday

&

Shell

Caltex

P.S.O

Bananay walon ki taraf say or meri taraf say APKO

advance eid mubark ho.

Koi reh gya ho to SORRY…

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agr ap apny mobile par fr

””’agr ap apny mobile par free m breaking news aur live cricket score dekhna chaty ho to sms m ye code type kar k

ADD sangi38

aur us ko send kardo telenor aur jazz is number par send karien 03055555555 aur ufone aur zong waly 2323 par send karien aur warid 9636 par its free”’sms packge hona lazmi ha,agr ek bar na jay to bar try karna’

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1 SARDAR KO TELENOR

1 SARDAR KO

“TELENOR”

MEY OPERATOR KI JOB MEL GAE!!!!

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PEHLE HE DIN CALL AYE

SIR!!!!!!!!!

MERI TELENOR KI SIM BLOCK HO GAE HY

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SARDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“TE SAALEYA U FONE DI SIM LE LA!!!!

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ ShAnOo

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

PaRaCha”’

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