Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Sh

Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs

Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.

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BALGHAM ko dhoop mein su

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

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“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

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Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matt

“Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay hen to

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unhen thori cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye gi”

Zubaida aapa k CIVIL ENGINEERING TOTKAY;-)

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Agr koi BAHO chahti h k uski

Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,

Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray!

NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!

(Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)

Ye totka meri BAHU k lie muzir-e-sehat hai

(Zubeida apa ki chalakiyan)

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Sardion me skin kushk hojaye

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain

Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture ko phaink dain

or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-P

Zubaida Aapa k Chakker Baz Totkay.

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Agar rishtedar mein koi larki

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?

Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai

Aur?

Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae

Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.

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Agr tum se zyada taaqat wala s

Agr tum se zyada taaqat wala shakhs tumhen maaray or tum kuch na kr sako to thora sa door ja kr usko laanat de kr bhaag jao.

Zubaida Aapa k inteqami totkay.

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jis guarde ne Salman taseer ko

jis guarde ne Salman taseer ko kutte ki mout mara hai aisa guard Zardari (kutte) ko bhi diya jaye ………… Zubaida Apa ke mulk bachao totkay .

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Agar chote bache ke pait main

Agar chote bache ke pait main keere ho jayen to bache ko pamper main biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aaye foran pakar len..

Zubaida Aapa ke Detective Totkay.. 😀

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Dost k piche mat Bhago,

Dost k piche mat Bhago,

Agar

Bhagna hai toh Dost ki Girlfriend

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Piche Bhago..

Dost sab kam chorr k Tumhare Piche bhage ga 😀

Zubeda appa ke totkay

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Sardion me skin kushk hojaye

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain

Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture ko phaink dain

or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-P

Zubaida Aapa k Chakker Baz Totkay.

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Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi kar

Kisi ko bhi bhag kar shadi karni ho un k liye 2011 me bohT acha din hy

Date 9.2.11

is liye sub doston ko Request hy k is date ka faida uthain 9.2.11 ko 9 2 11 ho jain:-

(ZUBEDA AAPA K BACHI BHAGANE K TOTKAY)

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Agr Behti hui Naak ko Shuuuuuu

Agr Behti hui Naak ko Shuuuuuurrrrrr kr k Oper charha Liya Jaaye To,

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RoOmal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay…..

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(Zubaida Apa k Rasilay Totkay…)

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internet use karni wali girlz

internet use karni wali girlz

k liya ek problem ka hal ager koi

aako tang karta hai msgs missed calls

to us ka number kisi bhi site pe

submit kerdo girl k naam se..

…aur phir dekho maza…

“Zubaida Appa Ke Jaan Leva Totkay…” 😀

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Agar koi larki apko rah chalte

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi,

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Ek thapar laga ke bolo

idhar kiya kar rahi ho.?

Ghar jawo :

Zubaida aapa k ghairat mand totkay.

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BALGHAM ko dhoop mein su

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

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agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy t

agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho k gar jao yahan q mary izat khrab kr rhy ha!!!!!!!!

zubaida appa ka university k zamany waly totkay!!!

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Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pa

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas

hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou

Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho

TULSI

GOLD LEAF

121(gutka)

Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay.

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Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho t

Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k alam main apny ghr walo k samny us ka he naam lyta raho

(Zubaida apa k pyaar pao totkay)

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Zubaida Apa kTotkay br

Zubaida Apa kTotkay

Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren aur sasta aur nehayat moassar tariqa apnaen muhallay ki qarib tar cow se mulaqat karen aur unka umda aur taza khusbodar gobar le k chahre pe malyay phr daikhna apka yh nikhar dunya daikhay gi

Zubaida apa k totkay 😉

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Agar paaon ziada thanday hon

‘Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon kaat ke heater pe 10mins ke liye rakh dein sardi nahi lage gi’

Zubaida aapa ke qasaabi totkay

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Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye

Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye to pani mn haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda ho jye to ek chamch dahi aur makhan dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phenk dain Aur mou pe c0ld Cream laga lain:-

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay

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BALGHAM ko dhoop mein su

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

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Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojye to ek chamch dahi aur makhn dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phEnk dain

Aur mou pe c0ld CrEam laga lain

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay.

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Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte

“Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti”

=ZUBAIDA AAPA k HIFAZTI Totkay

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Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pa

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

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To Khudkash Hamly Roky

Jaa Sakhte HaiN.. ;-

Zubaida Aapa K “Mulk Bachao” Totkay.. 😉

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?Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag J

?”Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Le gi”

Zubaida Aapa Ke Totkay :)

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Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Ha

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay

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