Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho t

Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k alam main apny ghr walo k samny us ka he naam lyta raho

(Zubaida apa k pyaar pao totkay)

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?Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag J

?”Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Le gi”

Zubaida Aapa Ke Totkay :)

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BALGHAMť ko dhoop mein su

“BALGHAM” ko dhoop mein sukha kar choti choti goliyan bana k chabaya jaye

to

“DING DONG” bubble gum ki kami puri ho jati hai..!

ZUBAIDA AAPA k bachat walay totkay..!;-)

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Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojye to ek chamch dahi aur makhn dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phEnk dain

Aur mou pe c0ld CrEam laga lain

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay.

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Agar rishtedar mein koi larki

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?

Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai

Aur?

Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae

Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.

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Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Sh

Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs

Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.

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Sardion me skin kushk hojaye

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain

Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture ko phaink dain

or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-P

Zubaida Aapa k Chakker Baz Totkay.

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Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pa

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas

hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou

Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho

TULSI

GOLD LEAF

121(gutka)

Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay.

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agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy t

agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho k gar jao yahan q mary izat khrab kr rhy ha!!!!!!!!

zubaida appa ka university k zamany waly totkay!!!

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Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye

Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye to pani mn haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda ho jye to ek chamch dahi aur makhan dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phenk dain Aur mou pe c0ld Cream laga lain:-

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay

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