Agar koi larki apko rah chalte

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi,

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Ek thapar laga ke bolo

idhar kiya kar rahi ho.?

Ghar jawo :

Zubaida aapa k ghairat mand totkay.

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Agar rishtedar mein koi larki

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?

Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai

Aur?

Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae

Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.

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Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Ha

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay

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Zubaida Apa kTotkay br

Zubaida Apa kTotkay

Chahre ki rangat me nikhar aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren aur sasta aur nehayat moassar tariqa apnaen muhallay ki qarib tar cow se mulaqat karen aur unka umda aur taza khusbodar gobar le k chahre pe malyay phr daikhna apka yh nikhar dunya daikhay gi

Zubaida apa k totkay ;)

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Dost k piche mat Bhago,

Dost k piche mat Bhago,

Agar

Bhagna hai toh Dost ki Girlfriend

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Piche Bhago..

Dost sab kam chorr k Tumhare Piche bhage ga :-D

Zubeda appa ke totkay

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Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho t

Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k alam main apny ghr walo k samny us ka he naam lyta raho

(Zubaida apa k pyaar pao totkay)

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Agar paaon ziada thanday hon

‘Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon kaat ke heater pe 10mins ke liye rakh dein sardi nahi lage gi’

Zubaida aapa ke qasaabi totkay

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Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte

“Masjid k bahir chppal rakhte waqat aik juta 1 konay ma aur 1 juta 1 konay ma raknay se chapal chori nhi hoti”

=ZUBAIDA AAPA k HIFAZTI Totkay

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internet use karni wali girlz

internet use karni wali girlz

k liya ek problem ka hal ager koi

aako tang karta hai msgs missed calls

to us ka number kisi bhi site pe

submit kerdo girl k naam se..

…aur phir dekho maza…

“Zubaida Appa Ke Jaan Leva Totkay…” :D

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?Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag J

?”Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Le gi”

Zubaida Aapa Ke Totkay :)

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