Veena malik geo intrview

Veena malik geo

intrview me apni sfai me keh rhi thi

agr mene India main koi glat kam kiya ho to mera bap mar jae?

Is intrview k bad punjab main 36 log mar gae

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Lipton pesh krta he Rat

Lipton pesh krta he

Rat Ki Gehrai Me

Garm Garm Razai Me

Na Koi Munda Na Koi Run

Apni Muthi

Apna Lun

Yhi To Ha Wo Apna Pan.;

veena malik tery v gand wich lun

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Veena malik ki bdnami k bd vee

Veena malik ki bdnami k bd veena malik k bhai k kia tassurat hain aye unhe se pochate hain,.

G bhai g

.

.

G bhai g

Ab msg he parhte raho gy ya khuch bolo gy b

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Veena malik ne class me bachon

Veena malik ne class me bachon se puchha?

Mere marne k bad meri qabar pe kia likha hoga?

Last seat pe betha bacha bola

“m0htarma pehli bar akeli so rhi hen” =

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Khubsurti ye nhi k New s

Khubsurti ye nhi k

New suiter ya new shoz pehno

Smart nazr aaoge

Bl k khubsurti to insan k andr hoti hy

Is lye

UNDERWEAR Colrful pehna karo! (Veena Malik)

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Aksar Raqs Karte Howe Muje Nan

Aksar Raqs Karte Howe Muje Nangae-Pann ka ehsas hota tha….

Nargis appi se Mashwra lia to kehne lagee:

Kabi Kabi kuch pehan k b nach lia karo…

Tub se main

.

.

.

“Jhumke pehan k nachti hon”

Veena Malik ki kitab…

“Uncovering Anatomy”

kae punjabi Tarjmae

“Kadi Lavaan Kadi Pavaan”

se iqtibas… :)

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Veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K

Veena Malik Apni Book Mastee K Page Numbar 69 Men Likhti Hai,

WHAT Is SEX?

Sex Is Like PEPSI

Ye Dil Mangay oR

Sex Is Like IODEX

Ooh Aah Ouch

Sex Is Like Mirinda

Zor Ka Jhatka

Sex Is Like 7-Up

Pyas Bujaye

Sex Is Like Coca-Cola

Maza Zindgi Ka

Sex Is Like Dew

Na Kia Tu Phir Kia Jiya

Sex Is Like Limopani

Kabhi B Kahin B

Sex Is Like Jazz

BUS LAGAY RAHO.

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Akser mard condom charhaa k gi

Akser mard condom charhaa k girlfriends ko lun choosnay ka kehtay hein.

Larkiyaan is maamlay mein ahtiyaat karein QK condom pay chemical laga hota hai.

Jo k sehat k liye nuksaan deh hai. Lehaza without condom he chosa kerain.

4rm

Veena Malik

Book:

Sex style

Page:

11

Topic

Chopaa.

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Veena Malik apni book nm 302

Veena Malik apni book nmbr 302 mein likhti ha,

WhAT is SEX?

Sex is like PEPSI

Ye dil mangay aur

Sex is like IODEX

ooh aah ouch

Sex is like Mirinda

Zor ka jhatka

Sex is like 7-Up

Pyas bujaye

Sex is like Coca-cola

Maza zindgi ka

Sex is like Dew

Na kia tu phir kia jia

Sex is like limopani

Kabhi b kahin b

Sex is like BP Lolly

BUS LAGAY RAHO.

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Talwar ka Zakham Dawa Se Thee

Talwar ka Zakham Dawa Se Theek Ho Jaata Hy,

Mgr

Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Dawa Se Theek Nahi Hota.

Sirf

“KISSING”

se Theek hota he..

” VEENA MALIK”

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Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene g

Veena Malik 1 bar sabzi lene gai

Veena ne 1 boht lambi moli dekhi or pochha ye kia he?

Shopkeeper:

Baji ye humare liye moli he or aap k liye mamoli hai…!

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Veena Malik Jo Pa

Veena Malik

Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or

Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo…

Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik

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Agar Larki K Sath RAKSHEY Men

“Agar Larki K Sath RAKSHEY Men Sex Kara Jaye To Jhatke Maarne Ki Zarorat Nai Parti Jhatke Automatic Lagte Hai”

(Veena Malik Ki Kitab RAKSHE Men Jhatke),

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Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat

Kisi ko kisi se Muhabbat

Nahi hoti..

FARAZ

Log wafa k Naam pe Muft Chummiyan lety hain or Mammy dabate hain.

Veena Malik Interview dety dety Ro pari…

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Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyad

Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy to apni zuban larki k mu mai dal kr ya larki ki zuban apny mu me daal kr aisy choosein jesay gola choostay hein to larki cheekhna band kr dy ge,

(Dr. Veena Malik ki kitab aao, pao, nahao te jao)

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Koi Lrka Agr Date pe Moqa miln

Koi Lrka Agr Date pe Moqa milne k Bawjood B Lrki ko sirf kissing kar k chor de to smjh lena

Bacha abhi Kacha hai

Dr Veena Malik

kitaab

Nadaan Bachey’,

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Ghazal by VEENA MALIK

Ghazal by VEENA MALIK

Main Brazer ko hata doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Main mummy bhi dikha doongi, zara tum sham hone do

Meri Khatarnaak Phuddi ko na tum dekho hairat se,

Main es me tumko bhi ghusa loongi zara tum sham hone do

Kahan se andar jata hy kahan se bahhr aata hy,

Main tumko bhi bta doon gi zara tum sham hone do.

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Teacher: Who is SANIA MI

Teacher:

Who is SANIA MIRZA?

Student:Tennis Player..

Teacher:

Very good,

&

who is VEENA MALIK?

Student:

Penis Player….

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Veena Malik, Taxi Driver Se: J

Veena Malik, Taxi Driver Se: Johar Town Chalo Ge?

Driver: Jee Haan.

Veena: Kya Lo Ge?

Driver: Gareeb Banda Hoon Behn Jee, Pese hi Loon Ga……..?

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