Pathano k GANG ney 1 Bank may

Pathano k GANG ney 1 Bank may daka dala.

Locker torny par cash ki jaga winE ki botles baramad hui.

Pathano ne khushi khushi ek ek bottle pi li.

Or

Baqi smait kr sath le gye.

Aglay din

akhbar may head line thi

Anokha Waqia

General Hospital ki Urin Test LabortOry Loot Li Gayi…!

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dilchasp waqia hai k kal ik az

dilchasp waqia hai k kal ik aziz dost,

apny mufad par mjhy qurban kar gya,

kitni sudhar gai hai judai main zindgi,

han wo jafa se mjh pe ahsan kar gaya,

ASIM jo bat bat pe kehta tha mujh ko “JAAN“

wo shakas mjhy chaor kr bejan kr gaya,,,,,,,,

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1 Sacha Waqia Jise Soch K Insa

1 Sacha Waqia Jise Soch K Insan Ki Rooh Kanp Jati Hy

Mgr Zalimon K Hath Na Kanpe

Lahore Me

4 Saal Ki

1 Masoom Bachi

Jo Abi Theek Tarah Bol Nahi Sakti Thi

Or Wo Din Us K Khelne Kudne K Thy

Us K Sagey Baap Or Bhai Ne Us Masoom Ki 1 Na Suni

Or Pakar Kr Usy Zbardasti

School Bhej

Dia.

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Khush Haali Laanay Waali 7 Che

Khush-Haali Laanay Waali 7 CheezaiN:

1. Quran Ki Tilaawat.

2. Namaaz Ki Paabandi.

3. ALLAH Ka Shukr Ada Karna.

4. Majboor Ki Madad Karna.

5. GunahoN Se Tauba.

6. AzeezoN Se Achha Sulook.

7. Subah K Waqt Surah Yaseen Aur Shaam K Waqt Surah Waqia Ki Tilaawat.

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Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hames

Duniya ki kaamyab qomein hamesha waqiyat ki puri investigation krti hain aur haqeeqat ko sab k samney lati hain. Kisi b taraqqi yafta mulk mein agr koi accident, dehshat gardi, coruption, disaster ho jaye to us ki mukammal chaan been k liey edaray mojoud hotey hain. Lekin afsos k hamarey watan mein jahan na-insafi, secutrity problems or coruption ne deray daley hain waheen agencies b khargosh ki neend so rahi hain. Is waqia ko pura saal guzrney wala ha, lekin us ki files abi tak band parri hain. Akhir kyun abi tuk pata ni chal saka k pichly saal Ramzan mein

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Kis ne kaha tha PEPSI pe 5 rupay kam karo?

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Quran Pak ki Soorton ki Khusoo

Quran Pak ki Soorton ki Khusoosiyat!

Surah Fatiha: Allah k azaab se.

Surah Yaseen: Qayamat k din pyas se.

Surah Waqia: Fikar aur Faqay se se.

Surah Mulk: Azaab-e-Qabar se.

Surah Kausar: Dushamon ki dushmani se.

Surah Kafiron: Maut k waaqt kufar se.

Surah Ikhlas: Munafiqat se.

Surah Falaq: Hadison se.

Surah Naas: Waswason se.

BACHATI HAI.

Qeemti gift hai doosron ko bhi gift karen. Jazakallah”

Remember me in your prayer

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KHALIFA E AWWAL ka Name

KHALIFA-E-AWWAL ka

Name ABDULLAH,

Kunyat ABU-BAKAR or

Alqab SIDDIQ-O-ATEEQ hen

Aam-ul-Feel(Hatyon k Makka pr hamla krnewala Sal)k waqia se 2-1/2 saal bad Makka Pak me peda huwe

Apne 2 saal 7 mah Khilafat farmai or 22 Jamadi-ul-Aakhir 13 Hijri ko PIR ka din guzar kr wafat pai

(Tareekh-ul-Khulafa P-29)

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Hazrat ABUBAKAR radi Allah u

Hazrat ABUBAKAR (radi-Allah-u-anhu) Aam-ul-Feel (Hatiyon k Makka pr hamla krne wala Saal) k waqia se taqreeban 2-1/2 saal bad Makkat-ul-Mukarramah me peda huwe

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surat muzamil ziarat e nabi

surat “muzamil” ziarat-e-nabi kareem ke leye

surat “fatiha” ALLAH ke ghazab se bachati ha

surat “yasin” qayamat ke din piyas se

surat “waqia” fikar aur faqy se

surat “mulk” azab-e-qabar se

surat “kosar” dushman ki dushmani se

surat “kaferon” mout ke waqt kufr se

surat “ikhlas”munafaqat se

surat “falaq” hadsoon se

surat “naas” waswasoon se bachati ha.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

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Rukhsat Hua To Baat Meri Maan

Rukhsat Hua To Baat Meri Maan Kar Gaya,

Apne Tamaam Dard Maray Nam Kar Gaya,

Bichra Khuch Es Ada Se K Rut He Badal Gai,



ik Shakhs Saray Shehar Ko Viran Kar Gaya,

Dilchasp Waqia Hay K Kal ik Aziz Dost,

Apnay Mafaad Par Mujay Qurban Kar Gaya,

Kitni Sudhr Gai Hai Judai Main Zindagi,

Han Wo Jafa Se Mujh Pe Ahsaan Kar Gia,

Jo Baat Baat Pa Kehta Tha Muj ko JAN,

Wo Shakhs Mujay Aakhir BEJAAN

Kar Gaya.

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