Feb 7 Rose Day Feb 8

Feb 7 – Rose Day.

Feb 8 – Propose Day.

Feb 9 – Chocolate Day.

Feb 10 – Teddy Bear Day.

Feb 11 – Promise Day.

Feb 12 – Love Day.

Feb 13 – Hug Day.

Feb 14 – Valentine Day.

So I Wish U “Romantic Week”

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24hrs make a lovely day,

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

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I Wish 4 U Great sta

I Wish 4 ” U ”

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

“Have a beautiful and smart week.”

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GIRL: AGR MUJSE SHADI K

GIRL:-

AGR MUJSE SHADI KARNE HY TU TUMHE HER WEEK AMI KO 10KG AaTA 5KG CHEENI OR PAPA KI BYK MEY 10 LITER PETROL DALWANA HOGA

!

!

!

BOY:-

ACHA BEHAN AMI ABU KO SALAM KEHNA!

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New Years Day: Now is the ac

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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Girl: If I Was In The Ho

Girl: If I Was In The

Hospital For A Week

How Many Times Would You

…Come To See Me ?

…Boy-Once

Girl: What?

Only Once ! Why … ?

Boy: Coz

I Would Never Leave You…

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Mujh se kya ghalti ho gyi hy?

Mujh se kya ghalti ho gyi hy?
Y r u avoiding me?Atleast week mein ek dfa to yad kr lya kro. Ur behaviour is realy hurting Me

Fakt Aap Ka
.
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‘TOOTH BRUSH@

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3 2 = one heart praying 4 yo

3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you

1 + 1= two eyes looking for you

3+2= five sensesmissing you.

4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.

7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

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A Student Called Up His Physic

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor..

His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said “He Died Last Week”..

Next Day Student Called Again..

……..She Again Pickd Up Nd Said”I T0ld U He Died Last Week

He Called The Third Time.The Wife Said”He Died.

Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again?

Student: “Sun K dil ko sukoon milta hai

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24hrs make a lovely day,

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

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1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din M

1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Mein Parhi Ja Sakti Hai?

Writer: 6 Months

Doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Month

Prof: 1 Week

Student: Pehle Ye Batao Paper Kab Hai?

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F A C T !! Boys

F A C T !!

Boys Hate Asking

Parents For Money To

Buy Girls Presents…

…So They Come Up With

Ideas Like Saving

Their Lunch Money

For A Week …

But It Never Works

Because

Guys Are Always Hungry

So They End Up Asking

The Parents For Money

Anyway … =D

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Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choro

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.

Girl: realy?

Boy: yes.

After marrid boy left her

with in week,

Grl: y u did?

Boy: jan mainy kha tha

tmy apna bna k choro ga.

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Im getting married next week t

Im getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.

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Fresh air⦠fresh ideaâ

Fresh air… fresh idea…

fresh talent… fresh energy…

i wish u to have a…

special sunday..

marvellous monday…

tasty tuesday…

wonderful wednesday…

thankful thursday…

friendly friday…

successful saturday…

*have a great week ahead*

and

HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU

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24hrs make a lovely day,

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

Person like u will make my life lovely.

Happy Valentines Day

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24hrs make a lovely day,

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!

Rose Day Sms

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Fresh air fresh ideabr

Fresh air… fresh idea…

fresh talent… fresh energy…

i wish u to have a…

special sunday..

marvellous monday…

tasty tuesday…

wonderful wednesday…

thankful thursday…

friendly friday…

successful saturday…

*have a great week ahead*

and

HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU

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7 Feb Rose Day 8 Propo

7 Feb-Rose Day.

8-Propose Day..

9-Choclate Day..

10-Teddy Bear Day..

11-Promis Day.

12-Love Day.

13-Hug Day..

14feb-Valentine Day

So I Wish U “Romantic Week”

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A Student Called Up His Physic

A Student Called Up His Physics Professor..

His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said “He Died Last Week”..

Next Day Student Called Again..

……..She Again Pickd Up Nd Said”I T0ld U He Died Last Week

He Called The Third Time.The Wife Said”He Died.

Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again?

Student: “Sun K dil ko sukoon milta hai

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Today i week up early morning

Today i week up early morning and i watch cartoon and i say why not today my friend i saying you first of all your friends.

Good morning my best friends.

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Someone Asked Shakespeare:br

Someone Asked Shakespeare:

“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said

“A Week Has 7 Days;

Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,

Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”

Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:

Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

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3 2 = one heart praying 4 yo

3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you

1 + 1= two eyes looking for you

3+2= five sensesmissing you.

4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.

7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ Lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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I Wish 4 U Great sta

I Wish 4 ” U ”

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

“Have a beautiful and smart week.”

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*QuEsTIoN* DaJJaL

*QuEsTIoN*

DaJJaL “DUNyA” Me KiTNe “DiN” TaK RaHe Ga?

ANs :

DaJJaL DuNyA Me 40 DIN ZaMeeN PeR RaHe Ga MaGaR IN 40 DINO ME 3 DIN ISY HoGy Ke 1 DIN 1 SAL KE BrAbaR AuR 1 DIN 1 MoNtH Ke BRaBR AUR 1 DIN 1 WeeK Ke BRaBR HoGa AUR BAKI DIN DeGaR DIN0 KE BRaBR HoGyE..

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24hrs make a lovely day,

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

Person like u will make my life lovely.

Happy Valentines Day

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Mujh se kya ghalti ho gyi?br

Mujh se kya ghalti ho gyi?

Y r u avoiding me?

Atleast week mein ek dfa tou yad kr lya kro.

Ur behaviour is realy hurting Me

Faqt Tmhara

‘TOOTH BRUSH

Gud Morning

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A SAD LOVE STORY AIK ENG

A SAD LOVE STORY

AIK ENGINEERING K CLASSFELLOW SE PYAAR HO GYA.

LARKY NE USY PURPOSE KYA LAKIN LARKI NE INKAAR KR DYA AUR TEACHER KO US KI COMPLAIN KR DI.

TEACHER NAY KAFI DANTA AUR 1 WEEK K LIYEH CLASS SE NIKAL DIYA.JB LRKA 1 HAFTAY BAAD CLASS MN WAPIS AYA TOU LARKI KO US SAY LOVE HO GYA. LRKI NE US KI KITAAB PE LKHA ” I AM IN SORRY AND I LOVE YOU”

LARKAY NAY KOI RESPONCE NAI DYA..

ISI TARAH CHAAR SAAL GUZAAR GAIY

MORAL:” ENGINEERING K STUDENTS KABEE KITAAB NAI KHOLTAY:-)

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Sugar Mill Me Jobs aaye Hain

Sugar Mill Me Jobs aaye Hain.

Medical Free Hai

Group Insurance

GP Fund

Pick & Drop

2 Days off Per Week

Residence Free

2 Anual Bonuses &

Salary Rs.35,000

Job Profile,

Gand Mein GANNA Ly K

Moun Se Cheeni Nikalni Hy

If U R Intrested Plz Visit

WWW.Gand Tumhari Ganna Hamara.Com

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A student called up his physic

A student called up his physics professor

but got professors wife on the call

“he died last week”, she explained…

Next day studend called again & asked for the professer

wife answerd i told u he died last week…

Next day he called again, ths tym wife shouted

I’hv told u your professer died last week

Y do u keep calling?

Student Replied

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Sun k acha lagta hai :-)

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Have a nice day Allah bless u

Have a nice day Allah bless u more nd more keep me nd all members in ur prayers….aj k lia 1 hi qoute kiun k ab sa salam e subha msg 1 ya 2 din baad ya shaed week ma 1 bar aya karay ga ta k log daily is msg sa disturb na hon…..

feed back zaroor dia karain group k hawalay sa agar koi bhi suggesion ho ap ka paas…ta k iss group ko mzeed behtar or apki pasand k mutabik bnaya ja skay kiun k ye ap ka apna group ha admin ho ya na ho matter nahi krta………thanx

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar:Your honour,

it’s easier to shoot a woman once,

than shooting one man every week.

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According to the valentine wee

According to the valentine week myth, February 9 is called the Chocolate Day. If you believe in the week-long Valentine’s celebration, Feb 9 is the day to gift a box full of chocolates to your sweetheart.

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A punjabi woman talking to an

A punjabi woman talking to an English doctor:

“My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da. Bus weep da tey cheekhda. Nalay his nakk v leak da.

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Knowlege of the week

Knowlege of the week.

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis main train nai chalti

Dunya main sab se bara school CHICAGO main hai

Dunya main pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya main sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD- main hai.

Dunya main sub se bara DARAKHT LONDON main hai

“Dunya main sab se bari “MASJID” ISTANBOL-TURKEY ” Main hai.

Or dunya ka sab se KAMINA Insan PAKISTAN main Hay

Han Wohi Wohi

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ LoVeR

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

pRiNcE”

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Its Very Hard Time On Pak Come

Its Very Hard Time On Pak Comedians.

Firstly

Liaquat Soldier

Mastana,

Babbu Baral

And Now Moen Akhter

Passed Away Within A Week.

Now I’m Afraid About

Altaf Bhai:-)

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Dear User Last week we uploade

Dear User Last week we uploaded new interesting books & novels.Read & enjoy. www.urdurasala.com is a popular website of Urdu novels & stories on all topics. Visit our site to pass good time.

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Good night to d last Thursday

Good night to d last Thursday of d last Week of d last Month of d last Year of the 1st Decade of d 1st Century of d 2nd Millennium.. :)

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Fresh air? fresh idea?fresh ta

Fresh air? fresh idea?fresh talent? fresh energy?i wish u to have a?special sunday..marvellous monday?tasty tuesday?wonderful wednesday?thankful thursday?friendly friday?successful saturday?*have a great week ahead*andHAPPY BIRTH D

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Fresh Air Fresh Ideabr

Fresh Air… Fresh Idea…

Fresh Talent… Fresh Energy…

I wish u to have a…

Special Sunday

Marvellous Monday…

Tasty Tuesday…

Wonderful Wednesday…

Thankful Thursday…

Friendly Friday…

Successful Saturday…

*Have a great week ahead*

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7febRose Day 8Propose D

7feb.Rose Day

8Propose Day

9Chochlate Day

10Teddy Day

11Promise Day

12Hug Day

13Kiss Day

14Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s week.

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An American, Italian, Turk & P

An American, Italian, Turk & Pathan met.

American: I’m proud of CIA. They know watevevr’s happening in the world.

Italian: I’m proud of our women. They’re the most beautiful & proud & not easy 2 b “had”

Turk: I’m proud of our carpets.true works of art. No 1 can make carpets of such high quality.

Pathan: I’m proud of myself!

All asked: Why?

Pathan: Last week I fuck an Italian woman on a Turkish carpet.

& the CIA knows nothing about it.

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New Years Day: Now is the acc

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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I Wish 4 U Great start 4 M

I Wish 4 ” U ” Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday “Have a beautiful

and smart week.”

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A Big Challenge 4 U!!

A Big Challenge 4 U!!

Ek DADA

Ek BAAP

Ek POTA

Teeno Ki Total Age 140 Years Hy..

Pota Jitne Month Ka Dada Utne Sal ka..

Pota Jitne Din Ka Baap Utne Week Ka..

Batain Teeno Kitne Kitne Saal K Hain..?

Reply If U R Genious..!!

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24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day”

!

“7 sweet days make 1 sweet week”

!

“4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month”

!

“but …..”

1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet”

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Fresh air fresh ideabr

Fresh air… fresh idea…

fresh talent… fresh energy…

i wish u to have a…

special sunday..

marvellous monday…

tasty tuesday…

wonderful wednesday…

thankful thursday…

friendly friday…

successful saturday…

*have a great week ahead*

and

HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU

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3 2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,br

3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,

1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,

3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,

4+3 = 7 Days in Week, I MISS U..

sweEty@puPpy

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2007: I will get my weight dow

2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.

2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.

2009: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2010: I will work out 3 days a week.

2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

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A punjabi woman talking to an

A punjabi woman talking to an English doctor:

“My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da. Bus weep da tey cheekhda. Nalay his nakk v leak da.

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1000 pages ki book kitny din m

1000 pages ki book kitny din ma prhi ja skti hai

writer:6 months

Doctor:2 months

Lawyer:1 month

Profsr:1 week

student: Paper wali raat

GEO STUDENTs.

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar:Your honour,

it’s easier to shoot a woman once,

than shooting one man every week.

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7 Feb Rose Day 8 Propos

7 Feb-Rose Day.

8-Propose Day..

9-Choclate Day..

10-Teddy Bear Day..

11-Promis Day.

12-Love Day.

13-Hug Day..

14feb-Valentine Day

So I Wish U “Romantic Week”

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I Wish 4 U Great sta

I Wish 4 ” U ”

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

“Have a beautiful and smart week

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One Heartbreak, Two eyes

One Heartbreak,

Two eyes crying,

Three words never said again,

Four hands that won’t be held,

Five mornings before you changed,

Six love poems:ripped & torn,

Seven days a week I’ll think of him,

Eight sad songs a night before bed,

Nine wishes that never came true,

Ten years he might realizes I were the one

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You know I wish I can be with

You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.

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24hrs make a lovely day,

24hrs make a lovely day,

7 days make a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a

person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

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7 Is A Great Number : U

7 Is A Great Number :

U Know Y?

7 Rounds Around The Kaaba,

7 Manzils In Quran,

7 Hoors In Jannat,

7 Colours Make Rainbow,

7 Days Make WEEK,

7 Wonders(Ajobay),

Even The

7th Nuclear Power

Pakistan,

7 Sky,

7 Sur Make MUSIC,

7 Seas Make Ocean,

&

Precious Thing Is!

7 Letters Make

FRIENDS

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´ lover

¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)

(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•

Prince”

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If u hv food in ur fridge, Clo

If u hv food in ur fridge, Clothes on ur body,

A roof over ur head,

& place to sleep, u r richer than 75% of entire world.

If u hv money in ur wallet,

A little change

&

can go anywhere u want,

u r among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.

If u woke up this morning with more health than illness,

u r more blessed than the million people who won’t survive this week & die.

If u can actually READ this message

&

Understand it,u r more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who cannot see, or suffer being mentally retarded.

always thankful to ALLAH

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