Nazlay ya zukaam k doran nikal

Nazlay ya zukaam k doran nikalnay wala material agar ek botal mai save ker k rakhlia jaye to wo Glue k kaam ajayga.

“ZUBAIDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE”

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Agar Nazle Aur Khansi k

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi

k Saath Saath Namkeen

Balghum b Aa Raha Ho

Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le’n

Us Se Aap Ko

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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez

Totke

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Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy

Tum Logo’n k Saath

Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke

Batati Raho’n

Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?

…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse

Mein 😛 😀

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Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matt

“Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay hen to

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unhen thori cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye gi”

Zubaida aapa k CIVIL ENGINEERING TOTKAY;-)

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Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna

Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon

Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

…Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi =D

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke

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Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati t

Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi or subh ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!

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2 Frnds ne sher ko dekha to 1

2 Frnds ne sher ko dekha to 1 drkht pe char gya

2sra zmeen pe late gya or sans rok li,

Sher paas aya bola

Na Putar na

yaha zubaida aapa k totke nai chalte

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Teacher: Munni q badnaam

Teacher:

Munni q badnaam hui

Student:

pepsi ki wja se

Teacher:

wo kesy

Student:

Pepsi pe 5 rupy kam hue , MUNNI us 5 rupy ki Testi khareed rahi thi k DADI nay dekh liya or UMAR ko batanay k liyay awaz lagadi, UMAR nay aik mint kaha hi tha k SHEELA jawan ho gaye bus is bat pe ZUBAIDA AAPA ki hat gai aur unho ny MUNNI KO badnam krdia 😉

Teacher: Tumhain kaisay pata

STUDENT: My name is Shabbir.

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Agar chote bache ke pait main

Agar chote bache ke pait main keere ho jayen to bache ko pamper main biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aaye foran pakar len..

Zubaida Aapa ke Detective Totkay.. 😀

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Agar koi larki apko rah chalte

Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi,

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Ek thapar laga ke bolo

idhar kiya kar rahi ho.?

Ghar jawo :

Zubaida aapa k ghairat mand totkay.

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Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy

Tum Logo’n k Saath

Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke

Batati Raho’n

Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?

…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse

Mein

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Me bahar nahi jaongi, Mu

Me bahar nahi jaongi,

Muje dar lagta ha PaPa…

wah Wah…

Me bahr nai jaongi,

Muje dar lagta hai PaPa…

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Gali mein Baal kholay khari hain

Zubaida AaPa:)

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Zubaida aapa while writing a t

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka……

Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai…

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Dastar khan. 😛

“Zubaida Aapa” Ki Peheliyan…

Har Waqt Totke Chahiye Tum Logon Ko To Bas

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Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sa

Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon

FARAZ

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.kar to l hai…

ab thanday paani sayy”Dhoun’ga”kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me…!

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Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe

Agar aap se koi bachi set nhe ho rhe . . . . . . . . . To aapki shakal achi nhe hogi.. =P Beta iss men main kya kar sakti hun? (Zubaida aapa ki bebasi)

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Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pa

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas

hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou

Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho

TULSI

GOLD LEAF

121(gutka)

Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay.

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3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k par

3 mooli k parathe 2 gobi k parathe 1 plate mash ki dal Or 1 pyala obly chane 1 sath khaen OR apni zati gas se generatr chalaen “ZUBAIDA AAPA k C.N.G Totky”

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Agar paaon ziada thanday hon

‘Agar paaon ziada thanday hon tou paon kaat ke heater pe 10mins ke liye rakh dein sardi nahi lage gi’

Zubaida aapa ke qasaabi totkay

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Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye

Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye to pani mn haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda ho jye to ek chamch dahi aur makhan dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phenk dain Aur mou pe c0ld Cream laga lain:-

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay

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GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle c

“GOVERNMENT agar motor cycle chalaney par pabandi laga dey to DOUBLE SAWAARI par pabandi khatam hojaegi..”

( “ZUBAIDA AAPA” k pathano waley totkey)

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Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pa

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De

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To Khudkash Hamly Roky

Jaa Sakhte HaiN.. ;-

Zubaida Aapa K “Mulk Bachao” Totkay.. 😉

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Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls D

Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu

Uska Number Facebook Par

Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.

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?Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag J

?”Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Le gi”

Zubaida Aapa Ke Totkay :)

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Taiz Zor Dar Paad Marne Se Di

“Taiz Zor Dar Paad Marne Se Dil K Wal Khul Jata Hai Or Line Saf Ho Jati Hai Tu Plz Taiz Or Zor Dar Pad Maren.

(SeNd To AlL SiLenT Padoos)

Zubaida Aapa K Totke

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Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Sh

Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs

Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.

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In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :

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Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy

Hamesha Munfrid Raho Jesy

NAMAK

JisKi Mojudgi Mehsus Nhi Hoti

Mgr IsKi Gair Mojodgi Tamam Chezon Ko

Be-Zaika Bana Daiti Hy.

Zubaida aapa aj serious hain;-)….

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In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per

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Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Ha

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay

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Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna H

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna

Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon

Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

…Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi =D

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke =D

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