Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matt

“Agar Aap k bachay ziyada matti khatay hen to

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unhen thori cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye gi”

Zubaida aapa k CIVIL ENGINEERING TOTKAY;-)

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Zubaida apa arz karti hain

Zubaida apa arz karti hain~~

meray dil kay bavarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai~~~

WAH…….WAH…….

zara ghor karen…….

meray dil kay bawarchi khane mein teri yad ka choolha jalta hai…

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teray ishq kay pakoray paktay hain jin mein SHAN masala dalta hai

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@@ oye hoye looot liya aapa jan……

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Beth k bathroom me sardi ki sa

Beth k bathroom me sardi ki sard raaton main sochta hon

FARAZ..

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Kar to li hai….

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thanday paani say “Dhoun’ga”

kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me….!

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Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye far

Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

ye totke kahan se lati ho…

Aapa replies..

Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke…

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Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kis

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem,

is tarah karne se!

biryani kam par sakti hai.

(zubaida aapa k matlabi totke )

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Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen.

Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,

Zubaida apa ye tmhare he kamina pan hai.:-)

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Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy

Tum Logo’n k Saath

Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke

Batati Raho’n

Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?

…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse

Mein

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Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna

Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon

Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

…Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi =D

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke

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Zubaida aapa while writing a t

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka……

Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai…

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Dastar khan. :-P

“Zubaida Aapa” Ki Peheliyan…

Har Waqt Totke Chahiye Tum Logon Ko To Bas

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Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pa

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas

hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou

Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho

TULSI

GOLD LEAF

121(gutka)

Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay.

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