Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kis

Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem,

is tarah karne se!

biryani kam par sakti hai.

(zubaida aapa k matlabi totke )

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Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to

Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow) ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen.

Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,

Zubaida apa ye tmhare he kamina pan hai.:-)

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Aakhir Kia Masla Hy Tum

Aakhir Kia Masla Hy

Tum Logo’n k Saath

Har Waqt Tumhe’n Totke

Batati Raho’n

Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?

…Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar

Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse

Mein

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Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho

Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna

Ho Tou 2 Eggs 1 Spon

Lal-Mirch Phaint Ker

Chehre Pe 5 Mins

Masage Kr K Dho Len

…Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho

Jaye Gi =D

Zubaida Aapa K

Jaan-Leva Totke

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Zubaida aapa while writing a t

Zubaida aapa while writing a totka……

Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai…

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Dastar khan. :-P

“Zubaida Aapa” Ki Peheliyan…

Har Waqt Totke Chahiye Tum Logon Ko To Bas

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Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pa

Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas

hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou

Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho

TULSI

GOLD LEAF

121(gutka)

Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay.

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gr m0bile ki battery low ho or

gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh..

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phle m0bile charge krlo,

aab zubaida aapa enginner thori naa hain jo iss cheez ka bhi totka btaen gii!

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agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy t

agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho k gar jao yahan q mary izat khrab kr rhy ha!!!!!!!!

zubaida appa ka university k zamany waly totkay!!!

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Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye

Sardiyon mey skin kushk hojye to pani mey haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda hojye to ek chamch dahi aur makhn dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phEnk dain

Aur mou pe c0ld CrEam laga lain

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay.

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Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye

Sardiyon mn skin kushk ho jye to pani mn haldi aur milk powdr dal k ubal lain Thanda ho jye to ek chamch dahi aur makhan dal k paste bna lain phir es mixture ko phenk dain Aur mou pe c0ld Cream laga lain:-

Zubaida Aapa k ChakkarBaz Totkay

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