Agar rishtedar mein koi larki

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani ho to?

Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to peechay se ja kar uski gardan pakar lo

Agar hans pare to samjho k phans gai

Aur?

Agar gussa kare to shoor macha do

Baji dar gae

Baji dar gae

Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay.

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Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sa

Beth k bathroom me Sardi ki sard Raaton main sochta hoon

FARAZ

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.kar to l hai…

ab thanday paani sayy”Dhoun’ga”kese?

Zubaida aapa plz help me…!

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1 new style Aur naya ru

1 new style

Aur naya rup

*. . .Happy 21th January..

Aaj..

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Quaid e Azam ka khatna hua tha…..

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(Zubaida apa k andazy

Ye he naya style)

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tamam cheezain jo Z se start

tamam cheezain jo “Z” se start ho tabahi machati hain

Zalzala

Zulm

Zeher

Zakham

Zukam

Zameen

Zer

Zid,

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“ZARDARI”

Bus ZUBAIDA AAPA achi hain

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Agar apke daant main deera lag

Agar apke daant main deera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch mat khayen piyen.

Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga….

(Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey)

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me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi

“me ne kaha mohbbat me kuch bi kr sakta ho

Faraz,

Usny kaha 1 anday k 2 Amlet to bana kr dikhao,

(,”)/’ hat ja yr

/) / zubaida

_//_ aapa k ps ja raha ho

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* Agar apki gand mai keera h

*. .Agar apki gand mai keera ho jaye,

tu apni chootar k pas biscuit rakh den

jese hi keera biscuit khane aye foran pakar len. .*

ZUBAIDA AAPA KE TOTKEY. .*

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Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho t

Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho to daily subh uth k apné walid sahab k room k samné zor zor sé dholki bjayn:-D

zubaida apa k kut khilané walé totké :-

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Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday h

Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai. jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me ktrna kaif ayegi.1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya.

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§£@¥&%§$££ø @%*[§#%

§£@/¥&%§$££ø @%*[§#%§£&$%¥§¥$@*’^:=§£§$§’/@*#*$¥$'[*#¥+&$¥£@%

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China se msg aya hai bol rhe hai k Zubaida apa k totkey hamai b send karo.

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