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1. Dosti k bina *ZINDAGI * fazol Dosti k bina *ZINDAGI * fazol hai Or dosti karna *APNA* asool hai Kahte hain dosti me milti hain *TAKLIFEN* jab khaas ho *DOST* to sub kuch qabol hai....
2. Bina Dard Ke Aansu Bahaye Nahi Bina Dard Ke Aansu Bahaye Nahi Jate Bina Pyar Ke Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate Zindagi Me Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna Kisi Ko Rula Ke Apne Sapne Sajaye Nahi Jate...
3. GiRL: Aaj Maine 1 Lrkay Ko Bew GiRL: Aaj Maine 1 Lrkay Ko Bewakof Bnaya. MOM: Wo Kese ? GIRL: Maine Us Ke 50 Rupe Chura Kar Apni Sandle Main Chupa Liye or Wo 2 Ghante Tak Meri Brezier Or...
4. Teacher: Bina ruky batao Teacher: Bina ruky batao 1 Pakistan ki National assembly ki Speeker kn hi? 2 Meenar-e-Pakistan kahan hi? 3 Satluj Nadi ki Raftar kya hi? 4 Murgi kia deti hi? Student: Fehmida Mirza Lahore...
5. Ab Teray Bina Apna Guzara Nhi Ab Teray Bina Apna Guzara Nhi Mumkin Aur Apnay Milan Ka Koi Chara Nhi Mumkin Jis Simt Bhi Dekhoon Tera Chehra Nazar Aye Ik Teray Siwa Koi Nazara Nhi Mumkin Tanha Hi Saffar...
6. Tum hi nai to kaha tha, Tum hi nai to kaha tha, chaand, bina chaandni k kuch nahi, raat, bina sitaron k kuch nahi, sagar, bina pani k kuch nahi, titly, bina rangon k kuch nahi, Bina teri chahton...
7. Boy&Girl in a resturent Boy&Girl in a resturent Boy:Ilove u Girl:Idon’t love u Boy:But I lov u Girl:nai Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana Girl:Acha na I Love U Too...
8. 1 Girl Dupata Rangwane Gyibr 1 Girl Dupata Rangwane Gyi Lrka:Baji IskO Kesa Rangun? Girl:IskO Esa RangdO K Na Safed HO Na Kala HO Na Lal HO Na Hara HO Na Pila HO Na Gulabi HO Na Neela...
9. Girl:Im having heart surgery t Girl:Im having heart surgery today Boy:I know Girl:I lov u Boy:I lov u more,much more After surgery when the girl woke up,only her father was next to her bed Girl:Where is he? Father:u...
10. Girl: mei kal tm se ni mil skt Girl: mei kal tm se ni mil skti. Boy: pr mei tmhare lye gift laya hun. Girl: mera mtlb tha abi kahan ho tm………..:...
11. Girl:Kia kr rahe ho? b Girl:Kia kr rahe ho? Boy:Makhiya Mar rha hon Girl:Kitni Mari? Boy:3 Male & 2 Female Girl:Tumhein Kaise Pata? Boy:3Cigarette se Chipki hui thi Or 2 Phone Se....
12. Us k bina bhi ye zindgi kat hi Us k bina bhi ye zindgi kat hi jay gi “Mohsin”…… Hasrat-e- zindgi tha wo………….! Shart-e-zindgi to nahin....
13. Us k bina b Zindagi kat he Jay Us k bina b Zindagi kat he Jaye Gi… Hasrat-e-zindagi tha wo Shart-e-zindagi to nahi...
14. Pathan Apni Girl frnd k sath D Pathan Apni Girl frnd k sath Date pe gya,0r ahista se b0la Mere dil m 1 bat hy magr kehte hue Ghabrata hun Girl:Kah b do na Pathan Tumary pass Naswar hy?...
15. Girl: aap Ka Mobile Boha Girl: aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney ka Liya Boy: Race Mey Jeeta Hey Girl: Wow Race mey Kitne Log They Boy: 3 Police waley 1 mobil shop wala or Mai....
16. Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hoon Tujhe jane bina tera haal bata sakta hoon Hey meri mohabbat main itna dam Apni ankh ka ansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon…...
17. Boy 2 girl:Ro q rahi ho? Boy 2 girl:Ro q rahi ho? Girl:Mere Marks boht kam aye hain Boy:kitne hain? Girl:sirf 88% Boy:KHUDA ka khof kar manhos, itne me to 2 Larke pas ho jate hain.....
18. Terey Bina jia na jaye socha n Terey Bina jia na jaye socha na jaye Terey bina! Dil de ke jana Jaan de ke jana Kurbat kia he Muhabbat kia hey.. Dunya ki dolat mil b jaye to,TU na mila.....
19. * Girl: Ap k pas 12 in *. .Girl: Ap k pas 12 inch ka condom hai? Shopkeper: Han hai, kitne dun? Girl Mujhe nahi chahiye, yeh condom jo bhi le, usay mera Mobile number zarur dena. .*...
20. Tuje Dekhne Bina Teri Tasveer Tuje Dekhne Bina Teri Tasveer Bana Doon Tuje Mile Bina Tera Hall Bata Doon Hai Meri Muhabbat Mein Itna Dum Teri Aankh Ka Aansoo Apni Aankh Se Gira Doon...
21. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka...
22. A girl comes late to classbr A girl comes late to class Prof:Y r u late? Girl: Sir, ek larka mera pecha kar raha tha Prof: To late Q ho gayi? Girl: Kameena boht slow chal raha tha.....
23. Girl & Wakeel talking: .”.Girl & Wakeel talking: Wakeel:Ess admi ne aap k sath kya kiya Behen G? Girl: Es ne mujhe zabardasti pakra Wakeel: phir Behen G? Girl. Phir es ne meri kameez phari Wakeel: phir...
24. Boy 2 girl: tumhari age kia hy Boy 2 girl: tumhari age kia hy? Girl: 20 yrs. Boy: tum ny 5 saal pehle b yehi batai thi. Girl: dekha larkiyan zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain...
25. Tere BINA JEENE ka socha kab Tere “BINA JEENE” ka socha kab tha, Mera pyar “SACHA tha DHOKA” kab tha, Tm ne poocha Mujhe “yaad” krte ho, “dost” ye to bata “Tuje Bhola” kab tha...
26. Girl:50 Rupees dena Boy Girl:50 Rupees dena. Boy:Right jaib se le lo. ‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main Aa giya, Girl:es main to nahi hain. Boy:Left jaib se le lo. ‘Wo jaib bhi phati hoi thi...
27. TEaRE BINA JEENE ka s ‘TEaRE BINA~ JEENE ka socha kab tha,? Mera pyar SACHA tha DHOKA kab tha,? Tum ne poocha Mujhe “yaad” karte ho, “JAAN” ye to batao Tumhain Bhoola kab tha....
28. Dabay paon bina dastak k dil k Dabay paon bina dastak k dil k darwazay ko, Kholo or iss main sama jao kabhi. Kabhi chaand ban k chamko meray aangan main, Or khushbu ban k bikhar jao kabhi. Kabhi kho...
29. MAA bina zindgi viran hoti h “MAA” bina zindgi viran hoti hy Tanha safar me hr rah “Sunsaan hoti hy Zindagi me “MAA” ka hona zarori hai “MAA” KI duaon se hi har mushkil”Aasaan hoti hai.plz mari maa ki...
30. wo jo kehta thaa k tere bina m wo jo kehta thaa k tere bina mr jao ga /././ FARAZ wo aaj b zinda hai ye alfaz kisi or sy kehny k liye /./././...
31. GEO 1 Din Veena K 7 “GEO” “1 Din Veena K 7″ Q. Subah uth kar pehle kia karti ho? Ans.G me apne ghar jati hu, Q:Aap ziyada shoping kapro ki karti ho or bagher kapro k rehti ho...
32. Girl to Hakeem: Girl to Hakeem: “Hakeem sahb me apne boy frend k sath sex ker rahi thi to usny mujhe gali di.” Hakeem: kyun? Girl: Pehley many us ko kiss kia Hakeem: kis tarha? Girl:...
33. Tujhe dekha bina teri tasveer Tujhe dekha bina teri tasveer bana sakta hun Tujhse milay bina tera hal bata sakta hun Hai mera pyaar me itna dum Tera Aankhon k ghiray Aansu Meri Aankhon se gira sakta hun...
34. MAA K bina zinddgi viran hot “MAA” K bina zinddgi viran hoti hy “MAA” ka hona Zindgi main zarori he “MAA” ki dua se hi her mushkil asaan hoti he...
35. A girl ask to Qari sb w A girl ask to Qari sb. wo kya hai jo cow k pas 4 or mere pas 2 hain Qari sb = legs Girl= wo kya hy jo tmhari pent may hy or...
36. GIRL: BUS B KARO AB, BOY GIRL: BUS B KARO AB, BOY: KUCH B NAHI HOTA GIRL: KISI NY DEKH LIA TU BOY: KUCH NAHI HOGA BUS SEEDHI RAHO OR OR THORA KHOL K RAKHO, GIRL: BUS BUHAT HOGYA...
37. Girl Jaan Boy G Girl; Jaan Boy; G . Girl; Kaha ho Boy; Ghar . Girl; Free ho Boy; Humm . Girl; Date par chalen Boy; Ni . Girl; Q . . Boy; Petrol ni hy...
38. Jaisay doori k bina nazdeeki n Jaisay doori k bina nazdeeki nahi hoti, Jaisay chand k bina raat nahi hoti, Waisay hi mairi zindagi Tumhre bina mukamal nahi hoti, Jaisay badal k bina barish nahi hoti, Jaisay khushboo k...
39. Dil dharkan k bina Jism Dil dharkan k bina Jism rooh k bina Insan mohabat k bina Husn tareef k bina Phool khushbu k bina Or koi tumhare bina Udaas ha! I MISS U...
40. Bas ab to eid k kapron ki fika Bas ab to eid k kapron ki fikar lagi hui he “Faraz” jutiyon ka bndobast to aaj jumy me ho gaya hai. O0 tere kher.....