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1. Juda hony ka andesha, j Juda hony ka andesha, juda hony se pehly tha! Wo mujh se intihai khush, khafa hony se pehly tha! Junoon ka daur guzra tou mujhe bi bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza...
2. Pehle main chain se soya karta Pehle main chain se soya karta tha, ab raaton ko karwatein badalne laga hoon pehle main sabse bohat baatein kiya karta tha, ab chup chaap rehne laga hoon. pehle main mehfilon main raha...
3. Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us Bv nangi leti thi pas bhta us ka husbnd kam kar rha tha us ne bv ki pussy ma ungli de di bv ne kha ku janu Sex ka mod ha? Hasbnd replied....
4. ishq mujhko nahi wahshat hi sa ishq mujhko nahi wahshat hi sahi meri wahshat teri shohrat hi sahi qata kije na talluq ham se kuch nahi hai to adawat hi sahi mere hone mein hai kya ruswai ye wo...
5. Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna Meharbani Kr k Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Karein K Zubaidah Aapa tak Pohanch Jaye “Aapa” Ammi Keh rahi hain Ufone k signal nahi Aa rahe koi totka bata de....
6. Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi Lahro se dar kar noka par nahi hoti Kosis karne walo ki kabhi har nahi hoti Nanhi chiti jab dana lekar chalti hai Chadti divaro se so bar fisalti hai Man ka visvas...
7. ?Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag J ?”Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Le gi” Zubaida Aapa...
8. GAZAL Ae waqt zara to (GAZAL) Ae waqt zara to tham ja, Mujhe yaad “KISI” ko kerne dy, Mujhe “peyar” hai ik”SUNG DIL” say, Jo koi “BAAT” mujhay na karne dy, Na apny “PAS” wo aany dy, Na...
9. ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA ek kashti mei ek ENGINEER, MBA or Zubaida apa ja rehay they k Jin aagaya or jin nay bola samandar mei koi cheez phenko agar mai nay dhond li to mai tum ko...
10. Mobile ko seedhi taraf ghumao Mobile ko seedhi taraf ghumao or dykho (e __; ( (e (e- __; ( (e- ( ) - __; ( ( ) - (e - __; ( (e - (e - __; (...
11. ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone ah ko chahiye ik umr asar hone tak kaun jita hai teri zulf k sar hone tak dam har mauj mein hai halqa-e-sadkam-e-nahang dekhen kya guzare hai qatre pe gauhar hone tak ashiqi...
12. kahii sunii pe bohat etbaar ka kahii sunii pe bohat etbaar karne lage mere hii log mujhe sangsaar karne lage puraane logoN ke dil bhii haiN khushbuoN kii tarah zaraa kisii se mile, etbaar karne lage naye zamaane se...
13. PATHAN ne larki se jhgra karte PATHAN ne larki se jhgra kartey kartey us ke neechay ungli kar di. Larki boli- Teri ye himmat? PATHAN bola Tumne hi to kaha, ungli neeche kar k baat karo....
14. Punjbi Or URDU mein fark Punjbi Or URDU mein fark. Urdu.abi apko theek krta hun. PUNJABI.deina mein teri pain nu Lun. URDU .Yeh sab kisne kiya?= PUNJABI.Ay kine maa yuwai ae?. URDU .Mai apko psand nhi krta= PUNJABI.Mai...
15. * GHAZAL * Ae *. GHAZAL .* “Ae waqt zara to tham ja, “Mujhe yaad “KISI” ko krne de, “Mujhe “piyar” hai ik “SUNG DIL” se, “Jo koi “BAAT” mujhay na karne de, “Na apne “PASS” wo...
16. Jb Abu Lahab mr gya to usk baz Jb Abu Lahab mr gya to usk baz ghrwalon ne usy khwab me bury hal me dekha. Pucha kia guzri?Bola tumse juda ho kr muje koi khair naseeb na hui.Han:muje is kalimy ki...
17. Agar mobile ki bettry low ho o Agar mobile ki bettry low ho or ap ne zrori call krni ho to Phle mobile charg krlo,yar Ab Zubaida Apa Engnieer thori hy jo is chez ka b totka btayn;)...
18. Plz request hai Ab Zuba Plz request hai. Ab Zubaida Apa ka sms ayen to plz agy 4wrod mt karen blke delete kardain. Zuebda Apa apne program ma sms ki wja se ro pari KISI KI DIL AZARI...
19. paaon ke zaKhm hain farsh e paao.n ke zaKhm hai.n farsh-e-gul-e-tar hone tak raah dushvaar hai aaGaaz-e-safar hone tak ye alag baat ke Khaamosh hai.n ahal-e-zindaa.N varnaa ye qaid hai diivaar me.n dar hone tak ek nazar naqsh-e-kaf-e-paa kaa...
20. Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye far Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain.. Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho, Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho, ye totke kahan se lati ho… Aapa replies.. Chala jaye dunya se...
21. 1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal 1 sheikh ghar k liye hr saal sirf 1kg ghee khredta. subha nasty m sab ko ghee waly daby pe roti pher k di jati. sheikh doby ko almari m lock rakhta 1...
22. jadaa e fan men baDe saKht m jadaa-e-fan me.n ba.De saKht muqaam aate hai.n mar ke rah jaataa hai fanakaar amar hone tak kitane Gaalib the jo paidaa huye aur mar bhii gaye qadradaan.n ko taKhallus ki kHabar hone tak...
23. ab jab kuch khushiyan mil gaay ab jab kuch khushiyan mil gaayi hai zindagi mein hassen pal le aayi hai inke khatam hone ke baad inhe ikhata karte karte aankhon se ashk beh rahe hai un beeti hui khushiyon...
24. ADVISE Kbi Kisi Ka Dil N ADVISE Kbi Kisi Ka Dil Na Toro, QK Wo hr Kisi K Pas 1 Hi Hota Hy. , , , , Haddi Toro Haddi QK Wo 206 Hoti Hain;-) zubaida apa k orthropedix...
25. yar ko ragbat e agyar na hone yar ko ragbat-e-agyar na hone paye gul-e-tar ko havaz-e-Khaar na hone paye baag ki sair ko jate to ho par yaad rahe sabza begana hai do-chaar na hone paye jama kar lijiye gamzon...
26. Neend aankhon mein musalsal nh Neend aankhon mein musalsal nhi hony deta… Wo mera khwab mukamal nhi hony deta.. Aankh k sheesh mehal se wo kisi bhi lamhy.. Apni tasweer ko ojhal nhi hony deta.. Rabta bhi nhi...
27. Kya khabar thi, maar de ga zin Kya khabar thi, maar de ga zindagi karne ka shaoq Mujh ko tanha kar gaya hai dosti karne ka shaoq Go meri aoqaat jugnoo ke baraabar bhi nahi Par hai sooraj se zyaada...
28. Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kis Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiyem, is tarah karne se! biryani kam par sakti hai. (zubaida aapa k matlabi totke )...
29. Agar saRdiyon me NahaTe waQt p Agar saRdiyon me NahaTe waQt paNi baHut zyAda thAnda lagaY tO… tO bhAi paNi gaRam kaR K naHALo ab iS me b ZuBaida aPa ka ToTka chaHiye KyA!! =Pp...
30. Dear Customr, Ab Dear Customr, Ab”WAPDA” Lay aya Naya Packeg. “5 Ka 55″ Yani her ghnta 5 mint Light jalane Per 55 mint “Loadsheding” Bilkul Free. Faaidy= 1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat....
31. Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho t Agr ap ke shadi na ho rhe ho to daily subh uth k apné walid sahab k room k samné zor zor sé dholki bjayn:-D zubaida apa k kut khilané walé totké :-...
32. Dhadkane jab aahat karne lagei Dhadkane jab aahat karne lagein, Sansein jab shor karne lagein, Nazrein jab nazron mein rukne lagein, Saare alam ki hulchul thamne lagein, Aisi bhi hoti hain Khamoshiyaan Dil mein jab bekraari badhne lage,...
33. Bichrna chahta hai or juda hon Bichrna chahta hai or juda hone se darta hai Wo meri Qaid main reh kar raha hone se darta hai Gali k morr tak wo dekhta rehta hai chhup chhup kar Palat kar...
34. gr m0bile ki battery low ho or gr m0bile ki battery low ho or aap ko zar0ori call krni ho toh.. . . . . . . . . phle m0bile charge krlo, aab zubaida aapa enginner thori naa hain...
35. Taray Baghair Na Guzray Ghee Z Taray Baghair Na Guzray Ghee Zindaghee Aay Dost Main Kya Karoon Gha Zamanay Ki Dostee Laiker...
36. ** Wo Teri Yaad K Ungli Pakar *”* Wo Teri Yaad K Ungli Pakar Ke Chalti Thi, *”* Usi Ne Rah Men Aakhr Ganwa Diya Hai Mujhe ....
37. Aj usne bhi habib ghee main sa Aj usne bhi habib ghee main sawaiyan bana dali Faraz Jo kehte thee her cheez meezan main achi lagti hai...
38. Labon pe ungli rakh karbr Labo’n pe ungli rakh kar.. . Mujhy khamosh kar dala.. . Haseen ankho’n mein aansu they.. . Wo boli hichkiyan ley kar.. . Khudara bas karo.. . Ab ke . Na koi shart...
39. Zubaida aapa while writing a t Zubaida aapa while writing a totka…… Woh Kon Sa Khan Hai Jo Pathan Nahi Hai… . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dastar khan. “Zubaida Aapa” Ki...
40. Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakis Oil Or Ghee Companies Ne Pakistan Me “AURAT” Ko Bohat Khul K “BAAT” Karne Ki Aazadi De Di He. JESE, Kal 1 “AURAT” Dosri “AURAT” Se Keh Rahi Thi: A BEHEN! Me Ne...