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1. * Sardar larki ko chertay h *. .Sardar (larki ko chertay hoay) Hor soniye ki haal ey.? Larki(ghuse sy) Jo teri behan ka h. Sardar(hans kr) Acha acha,tay Taanu V kaka hon wala Ay. . .*...
2. LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE - {***} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai {***} Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use...
3. 3 Larka larki sy: oye hoye k (3) Larka larki sy: oye hoye kaha Larka larki sy: oye hoye kaha ja rahi hy nikaab kar k Larki:- tere ghar Larka:- may B ata hon Larki:aja bgairat ammi ko bataon ge...
4. Ek larka or larki aapas main b Ek larka or larki aapas main bhut piyar karty thy ek din larki k bap ko pata chal gaya to usne kuch ghundon k hath larky ko uthva kar apny ghar ly aaya...
5. Jinko bhag kr shadi krni ho un Jinko bhag kr shadi krni ho un k liye 2011 m bht acha Muhrat hai 9.2.11, Is date se faida uthaein or 9-2-11 ko 9 2 11 ho jaein Zubaida apa k ghr...
6. * Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar *. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya. Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul parwa nahi hay. Pathan: Oye Pagli, Pyar karne walay kisi ki parwa nahi karte…:-)...
7. Ek larki ne nmaz Haajat parhi Ek larki ne nmaz Haajat parhi aur shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharam aagai kahne lagi, “Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad...
8. IK LARKI IK GALI SE GUZRA KART IK LARKI IK GALI SE GUZRA KARTI THI US K CHERAY PE NAQAB HOA KARTA THA, IK LARKA USE ROZ DEKHTA THA SHAID WO USE DIL SE CHATA THA, WAQT GUZARTA RAHA SILSILA...
9. 1LARKA 1LARKI KO ROZ DAKHNA K 1LARKA 1LARKI KO ROZ DAKHNA K LIYA USKI SHOP SE 1CD KHARIDA KARTA THA LARKE KO LGTA THA LRKI USY KABHI NAHI CHAHE GE . LEKIN PHER BHI WO HAR ROZ 1CD KHARIDTA...
10. ** Ek Lrki Jo Ek Larky Asim *”* Ek Lrki Jo Ek Larky Asim s Buht Pyar Krti thi Lekin Asim Kisi aur s muhbt krta tha, Jb asim n ignore krne ki inteha kr di to us lrki n...
11. *Tum jis larki se pyar or pasa *Tum jis larki se pyar or pasand karte ho to us k baray me apne abbu or ammi ko bata do* Kia khamoshi hi hamara mustaqbil hy?* “Agar Aaj Nahi Bolo Ge To...
12. 1 Andhi larki the jesa siwae a 1 Andhi larki the jesa siwae apny Dost k har kisi sa nafrat thi, Dost b boht Muhabat karta tha. 1 Din os na kaha ka ma tum sa tub shadi karo ge...
13. 1 choti si larki shopkeepr k p 1 choti si larki shopkeepr k pas gai or boli Jb ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro gy, Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa. Larki boli to kia apni...
14. *Tension* Larki Ne Apse *Tension* Larki Ne Apse Lift Mangi Raste Me Uski Tabiat Kharab H0gai Aap Hospital Le Gay Doc Bola Ap Bap Ban’ne Wale Hoapk0 Tension Ap Bole Me Iska Bap Nahi Phr Larki Say...
15. Larka Larki Se: P Larka Larki Se: Poora Ander Gaya..? Larki: Ahhhh..Haan Gaya.. Larka: Tight Hai Kia Ziada Takleef To Nahi Ho Rahi..? Larki: Uuff..Haan Thori Thori.. Larka: Oye Chotay.. Baji Ko 8 Number Ka JOOTA Dikha...
16. Har Larki tere liye bekarar ha Har Larki tere liye bekarar hai, Har Larki ko tera intezar hai, Ye tera koi kamaal nahi, Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tehwar hai!...
17. Agar larki ki 19 year main sha Agar larki ki 19 year main shadi ho, Us k husbnd ka lun 7.5 inch ho, Woh haftey mein 3 bar karay.or 1 bar main 50 bar ander bahir karay to us Larki...
18. Hazrat MOHAMMAD SAW Farma Hazrat MOHAMMAD (S.A.W ) Farmate Hain: Ek Aurat ke Liye Ye Bohat Hi Mubarak Hai Ke Uski Pehli Aulaad Larki Ho, 2. Jis Shaks Ko Kuch Betiyan Milen Aur Wo Unke Saath Naik...
19. * 1 larki apny test krwany *. . .1 larki apny test krwany gai to us ki rports kisi se badl gai. Doctor, mubark ho ap pragnt hn. Larki. Toba ha ab to ungli ka b koi etbar ni...
20. ik din ik pataan nay ik larki ik din ik pataan nay ik larki ko nagaa dakha pataan larki ki tarf he dakhta gaya larki boli kiya kbi koi nagi larki nai daki kiya pataan bola larkiya tu dakhi hai...
21. Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyad Agr Sex karty huay larki zeyada cheekhy to apni zuban larki k mu mai dal kr ya larki ki zuban apny mu me daal kr aisy choosein jesay gola choostay hein to larki...
22. Aik larka aik larki k sath pya Aik larka aik larki k sath pyar krta tha magr larki dekh nh skti thi larki na larky se keha k mai tm se tb shadi kro ge jb mai dekh sko ge...
23. Larki ka bap larki se: jise tu Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he. Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi...
24. agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy t agr ap ko koi larki bahi khy to us ko ek chamat maro or kho k gar jao yahan q mary izat khrab kr rhy ha!!!!!!!! zubaida appa ka university k zamany waly...
25. 1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Ga 1 Kanwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya. Us K Baap Ne Poocha Ke Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai? Larki: Papa Missed Call to Sab Hi Marte The, Pata Nahi Kis Ki Recieve Ho...
26. Pathan K Ghar Larki Hui Pathan K Ghar Larki Hui. BV: Suno G! Jab Ye Bari Hogi Tu Larky isay cherey ge! Pathan: Hum Is Problm Ka Hal Soch Liya Hay:~ Hum Iska Naam “BAJI” Rakhay ga. KSK...
27. jab larki ghr se bhagne ki dha jab larki ghr se bhagne ki dhamki de to use ganja kar do phr wo 5 maa tk wo ghr se bahir bhagna to door ghr se nikalne ka bhi nai soche gi..:-)...
28. Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita “Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita” Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane k liye Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf Dobala krny k Liye Jab Akela Hota hon to Tanhai...
29. 1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay 1 gaon me 1 larki ko 1 larkay se pyar ho gaya mgar larkay ne larki ko thukra dia Larki ne khud’kushi ka faisla kia or raat ko darya me kood gai mgar...
30. 1 larka 1 larki sy bohat pyar 1 larka 1 larki sy bohat pyar krta tha larky ny larki ko shadi k liye kaha lrki ny lrky sy kaha k 3din mry begher reh lo bina baat bina dekhy tu...
31. 1admi larki chodne gaya 1admi larki chodne gaya us nay larki ko nanga kya or ulta jhuka kr bola tumhari choot pr 1bi baal nai hai kyun Larki:bhosri k chodne aya hai ya “KANGI”karne;-)1admi larki chodne gaya...
32. Ghar Se Bhagi Larki Kuch Dino Ghar Se Bhagi Larki Kuch Dino K Bad Sherminda Sherminda Wapis Apne Ghar Aa Gai. Maa Ne Waja Poochhi To, Larki Boli: Larka To Kangla Nikla. Ghar Rent Ka Tha. Bike Loan Pe...
33. Woh Ek Larki Jo Meri Ghazal Ha Woh Ek Larki Jo Meri Ghazal Hai Woh Ek Larki Jo Khilti Kanwal Hai Woh Ek Larki Jo Taj Mehal Hai, Woh Ek Larki Tum Hi To Ho. Woh Us Ki Gasoo Kaali...
34. Larki ko purpose krny ka behta Larki ko purpose krny ka behtareen tareeqa Usy Beach py lay jao Boat me bithao phr boat ko samandar k beech me lay jao Phr kaho . Mjsy shadi kr Wrna utar....
35. Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai… Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy...
36. 1 Larka or Larki Car me Khamos 1 Larka or Larki Car me Khamoshi se ja rahe hote hain Larka 1 ‘SMS’ Larki ko karti ha Larki ‘SMS’ Parhne se Pehle hi Larke ko Kehti ha k Muje ab Tumse...
37. Ak larky ko larki se pyar hoga Ak larky ko larki se pyar hogaya Larki ne larky se kaha tm mre lye kia kr skty ho Larka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sache...
38. 1 larki k ghar barat i u 1 larki k ghar barat i us larki ne 1 tota paal rakha tha Barat ko dekh k tota bola Oye beghairto pehley tu ek ek ker k atey thy Aaj sary ikthy...
39. ?Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag J ?”Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki Dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Le gi” Zubaida Aapa...
40. Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jan Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jany Ki Dhmki Dy To Us K Ma Bap Ko Chahye Usy Ganja Kr K Bitha Den. 5 Maheeny Tk Bhagny Ka Nam Nhe Legi.. =P Zubeda...